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Satellites Orbit Jokes

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The Falcon Heavy is now the world's most powerful rocket

The Falcon Heavy can put around 140,000 pounds of cargo into lower Earth orbit, more than twice as much weight as any other operational rocket. This powerful vehicle could open up entirely new types of business for SpaceX: launching heavy national security satellites or even sending large modules or your mom into deep space.

Breaking: North Korea launches its first orbital satellite!

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Yo mamma so fat...

... she pulls satellites out of orbit with her gravity.

Good Point!

An American, Russian and a Pol are sitting in a bar having a few drinks. The Russian stands up and proclaims "We Russians are the best because we were first to send a satellite into orbit! The American stands up and say's That's nothing. We Americans were first to put a man on the Moon! The Pol stands up and says You are both fools! We Pol's will be the first to send a man to the Sun! The Russian and American laugh at the Pol and say, You can't send a man to the sun. They will be burned to a crisp. The Pol says, Ah! We thought of that. We will send them at night!


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