Sari Jokes
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How does an Indian girl tell her family she will be wearing a Western dress to her wedding?
"Sorry, not Sari."
Justin Bieber is on a game show...
He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"
Two months ago my teacher asked me the name of the clothes indian women wear.
Is it too late now to say "sari"?
The Indian lady at the store was very well-dressed today.
I said, " Wow, that's s nice dress!"
She replied, "Sari."
I said, "Well, don't be sorry, it looks great on you!"
Have you heard about the store that sells used Indian clothing?
Whose sari now?
If Jaiden Animations did anything wrong.
Just know she's sari.
I accidentally spilled my coffee on an Indian friend's dress
I told her I'm sari.
Indian wife asks her husband
She asks, " So I have some money to spare, shall I buy a safe or a sari (Indian Women's clothing) ? "
He replies, " Better safe than sari."
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