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Did you see that Sargento is going to stop selling shredded cheese?
They're trying to make America grate again
A Scottish Sargent knocks on a w**...-house door.
When the madam answers he says "Excuse me madam. But could you tell me how much you would charge for the pleasure of my company?"
The madam gives her price and they negotiate back and forth until they come to a bargain. Once the reach agreement the Sargent says "That sounds like a fair price."
Then he turns, gestures behind himself and yells "OK lads. We have a deal. Company h**...!"
What do a drill Sargent and a pediatrician have in common?
Little patients.
Not racist but this is one my brother told me
Why were most black soldiers killed in Vietnam?
Because when the Sargent yelled "everybody get down!" All the black people started dancing.
Alright I'm done.
The retired Sargent goes in for his physical...
The doctor says, "You look pretty fit. You stay active, but I need to ask about your s**... life. When was the last time you had s**...?"
After thinking for a second... "2010." the Sargent says.
The doctor is flabberghasted. "2010?" He sputters.
"Well," says the sargent, looking at his watch, "since its 0800 now, I wouldn't say that 2010 last night was too long ago."
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