Sardines Jokes
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The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
What do Popeye and sardines have in common?
They both come in olive oil.
The oceans are really polluted nowdays.
Last time I bought sardines, they were dead and covered in oil.
Two sardines swim at the bottom of the sea. A submarine goes by. — Heavens! What's that?
— Just a can of people.
A Grandfather talks to his grandson
Grandpa: Back then, for a dollah, I could get rice, milk, sardines, eggs, four boxes of cereal, a bottle of coke, some chips, and a tub of ice cream
Grandson: How about now, Grandpa?
Grandpa: Now a days, it's impossible to do anything with all dem gawddam cameras around!
He: I'm gonna eat you when I come home.
She: I have sardines with tomato juice.
He: You didn't understand me.
She: Neither did you.
Can of sardines in Soviet Union
A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it:
"Not a winner"
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