Saran Wrap Jokes
58 saran wrap jokes and hilarious saran wrap puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about saran wrap that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Saran Wrap Short Jokes
Short saran wrap jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saran wrap humour may include short plastic wrap jokes also.
- A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see youre nuts"
- My ex wife's favorite joke. Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a sheet of saran-wrap.
Doc says to him, "I can clearly see your nuts." - A man wrapped in saran wrap and not wearing any clothes walks into a psychiatrist office. The psychiatrist says, I can clearly see you're nuts.
- A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants. Man: Doctor, I think I'm crazy.
Psychiatrist: Well I can clearly see your nuts. - What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
- A man wrapped only on Saran Wrap walked into a psychiatrist's office. The psychiatrist says "well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
- What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing Saran-wrap pants? I can clearly see you're nuts.
- Man goes to a psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap for shorts. Psychiatrist says, Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.
- I walked into my psychiatrist's office today wearing only Saran wrap underwear… The doctor took one look at me and said, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
- Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They will clearly see your nuts.
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Saran Wrap One Liners
Which saran wrap one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saran wrap? I can suggest the ones about saran and tortilla wrap.
- Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends? Because it sticks to itself.
- I buy a new type of Saran Wrap every time I go to Walmart... It keeps things fresh.
Saran Wrap Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about saran wrap you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wrapping paper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saran wrap pranks.
A man only wearing saran wrap pants...
Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office....
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, he is n**... but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
Guy walks into a doctors office..
Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said "Clearly, I can see your nuts." (Buddum-b**...)
A n**... man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist.
A n**... man covered head to toe in saran wrap goes to see a psychologist. He says, "Doc, something's wrong. I think I'm going crazy!" The psychologist replies, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."
So a man walks into a psychiatrists office...
wearing nothing by saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"
edited for spelling, thanks for edfitz83 keen eye ;)
A man walks into a psychologists office...
wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychologist says "It's a good thing you came. I can clearly see your nuts"
A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap..
so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
A man goes to see a new therapist...
A therapist has a new patient and has no idea what his condition or problem is. The patient finally walks in but he is completely dressed in saran wrap. The doctor begins to greet the odd new patient but is interrupted, "Skip the niceties Doc. What is wrong with me?" The doctor took a minute and responded, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
A man walks into a psychiatric clinic wearing nothing but saran wrap
He goes to the psychiatrist and cries, "doc, doc, I don't know whats wrong with me!"
The doctor promptly replies, "Well I can clearly see your nuts"
A man walks into a doctor's office completely n**... except he's wrapped in saran wrap...
The doctor takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts."
A man walks into a psychiatric clinic wearing nothing but saran wrap...
he approaches the shrink and says,
"doc, doc, I haven't been feeling so great lately, I don't know whats going on. Please, can you help me?"
the psychiatrist looks him up and down and says,
"well, I can clearly see your nuts"
What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?
I can clearly see your nuts!
A man visits his psychiatrist...
A man visits his psychiatrist wearing nothing but saran wrap all over his body. The psychiatrist, seeing this, promptly says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"
A man shows up to his psychiatrist completely n**... but covered with saran wrap...
Psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"
Went to my psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap
I asked, "Doc, am I crazy?"
He answered, " I don't know about crazy, but I can clearly see your nuts."
Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap...
Guy: doctor, I've been hearing voices. Can you help?
Doctor: I'll try to diagnose but I can clearly see your nuts
I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit,
my neighbor said "I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"
A man goes to his psychiatrist wrapped in Saran wrap
The doctor says "I clearly see your nuts"
n**... man walks into a psychiatrists office wrapped in Saran Wrap.
The doctor says, "Sir, I can clearly see yer nuts."
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap underwear
And the doctor says, "Well I can clearly see your nuts."
(So much subtler as a spoken joke. If you don't get it, consider you're grammar lessons!) ;)
Guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but saran wrap
Dr. says: from my point of view, I can clearly see your nuts.
A man goes to the psychiatrists wearing nothing but a layer of saran wrap.
When the man asked the Doctor to give him a diagnosis, the Doctor replied: "Well, clearly I can see your nuts."
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office...
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing absolutely nothing but a pair of shorts made out of saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're (your) nuts!'
A woman decided she needed to spice up her s**... life. When her husband came home from work she was waiting for him wearing nothing but saran wrap.
When he walked through the door he looked at her and said, Oh no! Not leftovers again.
A man goes to see a psychiatrist.
He is wearing nothing but clear saran wrap on his body in lieu of clothes. One look at him and the shrink says, Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.
A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap...
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see that you are the bus driver!"
So a man had an appointment with a psychologist...
The man couldn't find any clean clothes to wear, so he decided to cover himself with saran wrap. As the man approaches the office, the psychologist says to him,
"I decided to cancel our appointment together."
"What? Why?" asked the man
"Because I can clearly see your nuts."
A man walks into a doctors office with Saran Wrap underwear and says to the doctor " I think I am going crazy"!
The doctor replies "Why yes, I can clearly see your nuts".
A man walks into a psychologist's office...
And he was wearing absolutely nothing but a piece of Saran wrap around his waist. The shrink looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
A man, wrapped from the neck down in saran wrap, walks into his therapist's office.
Man: Doc, you've known me for years. Do you think I've gone crazy.
Therapist: Well I can clearly see you're nuts.
A psychiatrist meets a new patient
The doctor is shocked by his new ward, because the man is wearing only saran wrap, no clothes.
The patient asks his new doctor, "What do you think doc', am I crazy?!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
A man dressed in saran wrap walked into a psychiatrist's office
Before he could speak the doc said, I can clearly see your nuts
A man wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap is taken to a psychologist for an evaluation
He walks into the office and the first thing the psychologist says is, Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only saran wrap.
Doc, do you think I'm crazy?
Yup.....I can plainly see your nuts.
A guy goes to his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but pants made out of Saran wrap.
The doctor takes one look at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts"
Man walks into a psychiatrist's office without any clothes on but wrapped head to toe in saran wrap.
Psychiatrist says..... I can clearly see you're nuts!"
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap for clothing.
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see you're nuts."
The Man Who Needed Help.
So, a man walks into a Physiatrist office, he is wearing no clothing, but he is wrapped from head to toe in Saran wrap...
He asks the Shrink if in his profession opinion the man is okay.
The Physiatrist say; "Well I can clearly see your nuts!".
The man in Cling wrap turns around too walk about before sarcastically blurting out; "Woah, Thanks Doc...", then walked out of the Physiatrist office.
The Physiatrist looks at his receptionist and say's; "Did you see that a**...!".
What do you say to a man who is wearing nothing but Saran Wrap?
Clearly, I can see you're nuts.
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran wrap.
The shrink looks at him and says "well I can clearly see you're nuts.."
A man walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but saran wrap.
The doctor says; "Well I can clearly see you're nuts."
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran wrap…
The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, I can clearly see your nuts .
A Crazy Man Walks Into His Psychiatrist's Office
Completely n**... & wrapped in saran wrap...
His Psychiatrist takes one look and says,
....."Wow! I can clearly see your nuts."