Sarah Palin Jokes

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The Best Sarah Palin Puns

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport?

Parah Salin.

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix

She's trying to keep her son from battering women

I am a big fan of Sarah Palin.

Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.


Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally

because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts

Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:

I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

Why did the FBI go to question Sarah Palin while investigating Trump's collusion?

Because she can see Russia from her house.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Remember when Sarah Palin used to be the craziest person in politics?

Those were good times.

What do you call a politician with shit coming out both ends?

Sarah Palindrome


On average, Sarah Palin's children have 46.2 chromosomes.

That one's just a fact.

What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high?

Baked Alaska

Playboy offered Sarah Palin a million dollars to pose nude ..

Michelle Obama got the same offer from nat geo

Wife at dinner party: "my husband is always calling me Sarah Palin"

Guests: "that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"
Wife: "because he hates Sarah Palin."

Sarah Palin is getting a new outdoor TV show on the Sportsman Channel.

The first show will feature her in a river deciding to row vs. wade.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin walk into the White House...

No, really. They did.

Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton.

When asked, Clinton responded "Close, but no cigar."


Why is milk so expensive in Alaska!

Cause Sarah Palin is the only cow they have.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

If stupidity was a crime...

Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1

What did Sarah Palin say to the woman who slept with her husband?

You bitcha!

The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden

Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.

Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"

Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.

In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.

Bad news, a marijuana tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.

In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.

And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".

Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.

I absolutely love Sarah Palin

Oh wait nevermind, I actually meant Parah Salin.

Where do Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton go to worship?

the olebitchuary

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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