Following is our collection of katherine puns and sarah one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Sarah Palin jokes for adults, dirty carla jokes and clean palin dad gags for kids.
They both had a little Downey inside of them.
Parah Salin.
Parah Salin.
She's trying to keep her son from battering women
Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.
because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts
I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:
I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.
Because she can see Russia from her house.
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
Those were good times.
Sarah Palindrome
That one's just a fact.
Baked Alaska
Michelle Obama got the same offer from nat geo
Guests: "that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"
Wife: "because he hates Sarah Palin."
The first show will feature her in a river deciding to row vs. wade.
Sarah Palin
No, really. They did.
When asked, Clinton responded "Close, but no cigar."
Cause Sarah Palin is the only cow they have.
Because she has two faces.
Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1
You bitcha!
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a marijuana tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
Oh wait nevermind, I actually meant Parah Salin.
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