Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina.
They both had a little Downey inside of them.
Parah Salin.
Only 1/5th of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.
Only 1/5 of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
Parah Salin.
Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.
She's trying to keep her son from battering women
Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a marijuana tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.
because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts
I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:
I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.
Because she can see Russia from her house.
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy.
They've both had a downy inside em.
Those were good times.
It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling.
That one's just a fact.
Joke 1:
What is the difference between Sarah Palin and the Panama Canal?
*One of them is a busy ditch.*
Joke 2:
I would like to find the guy that fucked her brains out and congratulate him on a job well done!
Guests: "that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"
Wife: "because he hates Sarah Palin."
It's been years since anything retarded has come out of her vagina.
You bitcha!
The first show will feature her in a river deciding to row vs. wade.
Oh wait nevermind, I actually meant Parah Salin.
No, really. They did.
Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin
the olebitchuary
Cause Sarah Palin is the only cow they have.
Because she has two faces.
When asked, Clinton responded "Close, but no cigar."
Baked Alaska
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