Sarah Palin Jokes
27 sarah palin jokes and hilarious sarah palin puns to laugh out loud. Read celebrity jokes about sarah palin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sarah Palin Short Jokes
Short sarah palin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sarah palin humour may include short sarah jessica jokes also.
- What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them.
- I am a big fan of Sarah Palin. Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.
- Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts
- Why did the FBI go to question Sarah Palin while investigating Trump's collusion? Because she can see Russia from her house.
- Remember when Sarah Palin used to be the craziest person in politics? Those were good times.
- Sarah Palin is getting a new outdoor TV show on the Sportsman Channel. The first show will feature her in a river deciding to row vs. wade.
- Wife at dinner party: "my husband is always calling me Sarah Palin" Guests: "that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"
Wife: "because he hates Sarah Palin." - Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning? Because she has two faces.
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Sarah Palin One Liners
Which sarah palin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sarah palin? I can suggest the ones about barack obama and sarah jessica parker.
- What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport? Parah Salin.
- How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
- Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin walk into the White House... No, really. They did.
- On average, Sarah Palin's children have 46.2 chromosomes. That one's just a fact.
- What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska
- What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin
- Why is milk so expensive in Alaska! Cause Sarah Palin is the only cow they have.
- The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden
- I absolutely love Sarah Palin Oh wait nevermind, I actually meant Parah Salin.
- What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska? Sarah Palin
- If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1
- Where do Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton go to worship? the olebitchuary
Happy Sarah Palin Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about sarah palin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean michelle obama jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sarah palin pranks.
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My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning
Seems he was their favorite rabbit
Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.
I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:
I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.
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p**... offered Sarah Palin a million dollars to pose n**... ..
Michelle Obama got the same offer from nat geo
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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
