sarah palin Jokes

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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina.

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What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

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What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport?

Parah Salin.

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What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only 1/5th of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only 1/5 of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

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What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

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What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

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Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix

She's trying to keep her son from battering women

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I am a big fan of Sarah Palin.

Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.

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Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.

Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"

Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.

In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.

Bad news, a marijuana tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.

In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.

And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".

Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.

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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.

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Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally

because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts

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Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:

I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

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Why did the FBI go to question Sarah Palin while investigating Trump's collusion?

Because she can see Russia from her house.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her pussy?

Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy.

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

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Remember when Sarah Palin used to be the craziest person in politics?

Those were good times.

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Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat.

It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling.

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On average, Sarah Palin's children have 46.2 chromosomes.

That one's just a fact.

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Sarah Palin (or add your ex-wife, female boss, SJW, et al.)

Joke 1:
What is the difference between Sarah Palin and the Panama Canal?
*One of them is a busy ditch.*

Joke 2:
I would like to find the guy that fucked her brains out and congratulate him on a job well done!

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Wife at dinner party: "my husband is always calling me Sarah Palin"

Guests: "that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"
Wife: "because he hates Sarah Palin."

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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

It's been years since anything retarded has come out of her vagina.

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What did Sarah Palin say to the woman who slept with her husband?

You bitcha!

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Sarah Palin is getting a new outdoor TV show on the Sportsman Channel.

The first show will feature her in a river deciding to row vs. wade.

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I absolutely love Sarah Palin

Oh wait nevermind, I actually meant Parah Salin.

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Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin walk into the White House...

No, really. They did.

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The NSA hired Sarah Palin so she could keep an eye on Edward Snowden

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What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

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Where do Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton go to worship?

the olebitchuary

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Why is milk so expensive in Alaska!

Cause Sarah Palin is the only cow they have.

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton.

When asked, Clinton responded "Close, but no cigar."

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What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high?

Baked Alaska

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