The Best 18 Sarah Palin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sarah Palin jokes. There are some sarah palin sarah jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sarah palin palin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sarah Palin Jokes and Puns

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

Wife at dinner party: "my husband is always calling me Sarah Palin"

Guests: "that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"
Wife: "because he hates Sarah Palin."

What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

Sarah Palin joke, What do Iron man and Sarah Palin have in common?

Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix

She's trying to keep her son from battering women

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally

because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts


What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton.

When asked, Clinton responded "Close, but no cigar."

Sarah Palin joke, Sarah Palin is claiming she had a sexual relationship with Bill Clinton.

What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high?

Baked Alaska

What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?

Parah Salin.

Remember when Sarah Palin used to be the craziest person in politics?

Those were good times.

Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:

I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

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On average, Sarah Palin's children have 46.2 chromosomes.

That one's just a fact.

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin walk into the White House...

No, really. They did.

What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport?

Parah Salin.

Why did the FBI go to question Sarah Palin while investigating Trump's collusion?

Because she can see Russia from her house.

I am a big fan of Sarah Palin.

Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.

Sarah Palin joke, I am a big fan of Sarah Palin.

Playboy offered Sarah Palin a million dollars to pose nude ..

Michelle Obama got the same offer from nat geo

Sarah Palin is getting a new outdoor TV show on the Sportsman Channel.

The first show will feature her in a river deciding to row vs. wade.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sarah palin huckabee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sarah palin sara piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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