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139 sarah jokes and hilarious sarah puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sarah that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Lighten up your day with these hilarious jokes from Sarah Millican, Sarah Silverman and other comedians! Read through the best jokes from these iconic female comedians and get ready to laugh out loud! These jokes include Sarah Millican's muckiest one-liners, Sarah Silverman's classic Britney Spears and Jenn Im impressions, and more.

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Funniest Sarah Short Jokes

Short sarah jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sarah humour may include short deathbed jokes also.

  1. It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse...
  2. A Mexican magician works on Microsoft Windows Uno, and *p**...*, DOS is gone without a tres.
  3. What do Iron man and sarah palin have in common? They both had a little Downey inside of them.
  4. Teacher: "OK Sarah, what's your sentence with contagious?" Student: "Our neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush and my dad said it will take the contagious."
  5. if I were Sarah Connor I would simply defeat the robots by asking them to identify which of the following pictures has a pedestrian crossing in it
  6. If Sarah Jessica Parker Dies... And people continue making jokes about her, are they beating a dead horse?
  7. My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
  8. I am a big fan of Sarah Palin. Oops, I meant Parasailin'. All these dyslexic jokes are confusing me.
  9. I have two tickets to the Euro's final.. problem is it's on the same day as my wedding... So if anyones interested it's at St.Peters church in Brighton and her name is Sarah.
  10. Rob Lowe, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Robert Downey Jr. Walk up to the bar at the Governors Ball.... The bartender looks at Sarah Jessica Parker and says "Why the long face?"

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Sarah One Liners

Which sarah one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sarah? I can suggest the ones about sarah jessica parker and sarah palin.

  1. What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport? Parah Salin.
  2. Why was Sarah smiling at the gym? Because Sarah tonin
  3. What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour
  4. What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? Parah Salin.
  5. If Sarah Connor needed pest control... She can call an Ex-Terminator
  6. Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asked, "why the long face?"
  7. Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents? Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
  8. What do you call a dinosaur who likes crossdressing? Try Sarah's Tops
  9. How tall is Sarah Jessica Parker? 15.3 hands.
  10. Where did little Sarah go after the bombings? Everywhere
  11. How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
  12. If Sarah Jessica Parker came out as transgender... Her new name would be Mr. Ed
  13. What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move? The Neigh Neigh.
  14. What does the dinosaur do when his sister gone outside? He tries Sarah's tops.
  15. Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin walk into the White House... No, really. They did.

Sarah Jessica Jokes

Here is a list of funny sarah jessica jokes and even better sarah jessica puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad. Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.
  • So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
    The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."
  • I'm going to make a game about free running horses And I'll call it "sarah jessica parkour".
  • A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, "why the long face?"
    The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says "it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
  • Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen. She replied: "Nay"
  • A horse walks into a bar. .. A horse walks into a bar and sits down.
    The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
    Sarah Jessica Parker responds, "I'm a person you know? I have feelings!"
  • A horse and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a bar... ...before the bartender says anything, the horse tells him:
    'don't bother, she's heard it all before.'
  • I got a chance to ask Sarah Jessica Parker a question during a meet and greet, but it seemed like she didn't want to be there and looked sad so I asked her... Why the long face?
  • Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, Thank God this joke is not as long as your nose!
  • Earlier today, my co-worker told me my voice sounded like Sarah Jessica Parker, I hate it when my voice sounds horse.

Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes

Here is a list of funny sarah jessica parker jokes and even better sarah jessica parker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you get Sarah Jessica Parker to say her lines on set? Rub some peanut butter on her gums.
  • Asked my parents for some Sarah Jessica Parker movies for Christmas They told me to stop "horsing around"
  • "Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!" "Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."
  • What do you call a reverse Centaur? Sarah Jessica Parker
  • We really need to stop telling Sarah Jessica Parker jokes. All we're doing is beating a dead horse.
  • You can lead a horse to water... but Sarah Jessica Parker prefers wine.
  • What so ironic about Sarah Jessica Parker? Nobody wants to ride that horse...
  • A horse walks into a bar... Oh wait, it's just Sarah Jessica Parker. Sorry, my bad.
  • Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar .
  • Sarah Jessica Parker on the cancelation of the new s**... and the City movie "Will there be a s**... and the City 3?"
    "Nay." -Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah joke, Sarah Jessica Parker on the cancelation of the new s**... and the City movie

Sarah Palin Jokes

Here is a list of funny sarah palin jokes and even better sarah palin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts
  • Why did the FBI go to question Sarah Palin while investigating Trump's collusion? Because she can see Russia from her house.
  • Remember when Sarah Palin used to be the craziest person in politics? Those were good times.
  • On average, Sarah Palin's children have 46.2 chromosomes. That one's just a fact.
  • Sarah Palin is getting a new outdoor TV show on the Sportsman Channel. The first show will feature her in a river deciding to row vs. wade.
  • What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska
  • What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach? Sarah Palin
  • Wife at dinner party: "my husband is always calling me Sarah Palin" Guests: "that's funny, why does he call you Sarah Palin?"
    Wife: "because he hates Sarah Palin."
  • What did Sarah Palin say to the woman who slept with her husband? You bitcha!
  • If stupidity was a crime... Sarah Palin would be public enemy #1
Sarah joke, If stupidity was a crime...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sarah can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sarah puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

The Funniest Sarah Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about sarah you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean molly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sarah prank.

Acceptance in Rainbowland has come at a high cost.

Sarah recently came out to her parents as gray.

Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter.

St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."
The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."
The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."
The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.
St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."

Morris Schwartz is dying and on his deathbed.

He is surrounded by his nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"h**..., I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property."
Sarah replies, "Property shmoperty...the s**... had a newspaper route."

Morning Jew

Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"h**..., I want you to take the offices over in City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says , "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? The s**... had a paper round!"

A Jew is on his deathbed.

Summoning his last strength, he says: "Is my wife Sarah here with me?" And she says "Yes, I am here." He then says :"Are my children here with me?" And they reply "Yes father, we are here with you to see you breathe your last." And he smiles and says:"Is my father and siblings here with me?" And they too tell him that they are here. So the Jew lays quietly for a while and replies "Then who is the light on for in the kitchen?"

Little Billy and Sarah are two finalists at the spelling bee...

Sarah is up first.
Prompter: Sarah, your word is dumb. Please spell it and use it in a sentence.
Sarah: D-U-M-B dumb. Billy is dumb.
Prompter: Good, now spell s**...
Sarah: S-T-U-P-I-D s**.... Billy is s**....
Prompter: Correct, now Billy, spell dictate
Billy: D-I-C-T-A-T-E dictate. Sarah might say I'm dumb and s**..., but she also say my dic-tate good.

A woman called up St. John's hospital and asked "I want to know if the patient Sarah James in Room No 1438 is getting better"

The nurse replied, "She is doing very well. She had her first solid meal today, her blood pressure is fine and if she continues improving she might even be sent home in a couple of days."
The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful news!"
Nurse: I take it you must be a family member or a close friend!
Woman: No I am Sarah James. No one tells me anything here.

Who invented the North America?

TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America.
SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who discovered America?CLASS: Sarah!

Jim and Sarah were driving around the countryside

when they ran over a skunk. "We better take the skunk to the vet, Sarah. Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm." "But, Jim, what about the smell?" "Don't worry, the skunk will get used to it."

Two nuns are walking down an alley late at night...

When they get approached by 2 men who begin assaulting them. After minutes of the altercation, Sister Mary Sue screams, "Oh dear Lord! Forgive this man for he knows not what he is doing!" Sister Sarah looks up and says, "....Mine does".

"Am I mentioned in the will?" the nephew asked anxiously.

"You certainly are" , replied the lawyer.
Right here in the third paragraph your uncle says:
To my niece Sarah I bequeath a hundred thousand dollars,
to my cousin Janice fifty thousand dollars,
and to my nephew Charles, who was always curious to know if he was mentioned in my will, I say "Hi, Charles"

Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist...

...but you can't end your prayer with "awomen" instead of "amen"
credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name

Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:
I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

"Dmytry! I take my hat off to you!"

"You and Sarah have been married for 50 years, whenever I see you walking around town you are still holding hands!
Well." Dmytry began
"If I let her go she will surely buy something!"
Translated from Russian, sorry if I made mistakes.

An old Jewish man is dying at home in bed.

His entire family is gathered around him.
Sarah, the man calls for his wife...
Im here dear.
And the kids?
We are all here too dad.
And the grandchildren?
We are all here.
Well, if you are all here then why is the light in the kitchen turned on?

My wife called me at work today.

"Honey, do you want to come home at lunch for a q**...?"
"Sarah, it's pronounced Quiche."

" Sorry Sarah. I'd love to help you, but I'm a family doctor..."

"...and you're an orphan."

HR pulled me into the office today for a disciplinary.

"We need to talk to you about your inappropriate s**... remarks made to Sarah."
"Why, what level of inappropriateness did she say I done?"
"Harass..."
"Yes, it is cute and I would e**... dinner off it. But what level of inappropriateness did she say I done?"

Dracula, you have something in your teeth

- Dracula darling, you have something stuck in your teeth.
- where, here?
- No...
- Here?
- No, just go look in-
- GO LOOK IN WHAT, SARAH?

What is the difference between a drag queen and Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

Drag queens know how to put on makeup.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders' kids must be failing out of school...

Cause they're probably taught to avoid answering every question.

- Hey teacher, can a boy like me have a son?

-- Of courst not, Johnny! You're just 10 years old!
-- Can a a girl like Sarah have a son?
-- She can't either! She's just 9!
-- I told you Sarah, we are safe!

My friend told ne he was sleeping with twins.

Me: But how do you tell them apart?
Friend: Sarah has got a great rack and Tom has a moustache.

Girlfriend: Love you babe, x**...…

*-I love you too!*
I'd be *so* happy if u put x's in when u SMS me...
*-Ok! Rachel, Sarah, Monica.*

I'd like to have s**... with Sarah Huckabee Sanders . . .

no matter how bad it was she would tell everyone it was great.

How many divorced men of 5 years does it take to change a light bulb?

Sarah liked light bulbs...

A kid asks the Sunday school teacher which part of the body goes to Heaven first. The teacher decides to make it a lesson and asks the kids what they think.

Sarah says 'it's your brain, because that's what controls everything'
Tina says 'it's your heart, because that's where Jesus lives'
Johnny yells out 'your feet!'
The teacher asks why the feet.
Johnny replies 'because I looked in Mrs Brown's bedroom window this morning and she had her feet in the air screaming 'Jesus! I'm coming!'

I asked a scientist what the darkest material on earth was...

He said, Sarah Silverman's monologue.

A young girl wet herself during class......

The teacher said "SARAH! Why didn't you put your hand up"?
Sarah replies "I did Miss, but it kept running through my fingers".

Jonny: "Babe, you know I would marry you in a heartbeat, but your dad would never let us!" Sarah: "Honey...

...dew you think we cantaloupe?"
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I know, its bad. I'm sorry.

My mate has two tickets for the England vs Croatia game on Wednesday

He didn't realise that it's going to be on the same day as his wedding, so he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Andrew's Church in Cambridge and her name is Sarah

Family Doctor (Dark Humour)

Why couldn't the family doctor help little Sarah?
She was an orphan.

p**... offered Sarah Palin a million dollars to pose n**... ..

Michelle Obama got the same offer from nat geo

For the next Olympic Equestrian contest, they are renaming the Show Jumping event.

They are calling it Sarah Jessica Parkour.

The Terminator got sick of chasing Sarah Connor, so he started a pest control company.

He became an exterminator.

Disappointed, Sarah the egg pushed Chris the chicken off her after the shortest s**... of her life.

I guess we answered that question, she said.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

She didn't have any arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sarah.

My doctor said I was depressed due to a chemical imbalance...

and I think he was right, I feel a lot better now that I'm getting Sarah Toenin and Norah Penn-Effron regularly.

It can take years to build a great relationship but only seconds to destroy it with the wrong words.

e.g. "Sarah, I'm gay"

What do you call a politician with s**... coming out both ends?

Sarah Palindrome

Whenever she was asked her name, a little girl told people, I'm Mr. Anderson's daughter.

Her mother told her this was wrong. Instead, she must say, "I'm Sarah Anderson."
At the grocery store she was approached by a friend of her fathers. He asked, "Aren't you Mr. Anderson's daughter?"
Sarah replied, "I thought I was, but my mother says I'm not."

A guy walks into a brothel...

I'd like to have a girl.
The madame gets on the loudspeaker:
Harry- l**... up Sarah!
That'll be $40.
I don't have that much.
Harry- forget it! l**... up Tonya!
That'll be $20.
I don't have that much either.
Harry- forget it! l**... up Edna!
That'll be $10.
I'm afraid I don't have that much either.
Good God, man! How much DO you have?
$3.46.
Harry- l**... up!

Sarah joke, A guy walks into a brothel...

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