Sarah Jessica Jokes

Funniest Sarah Jessica Short Jokes

Short sarah jessica jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sarah jessica humour may include short sarah palin jokes also.

1. It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse...
2. If Sarah Jessica Parker Dies... And people continue making jokes about her, are they beating a dead horse?
3. Rob Lowe, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Robert Downey Jr. Walk up to the bar at the Governors Ball.... The bartender looks at Sarah Jessica Parker and says "Why the long face?"
4. I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad. Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.
5. So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
   The horse looks up and responds, "I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."
6. I'm going to make a game about free running horses And I'll call it "sarah jessica parkour".
7. A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, "why the long face?"
   The horse starts crying. In between the sobs, he says "it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
8. Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen. She replied: "Nay"
9. A horse walks into a bar. .. A horse walks into a bar and sits down.
   The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
   Sarah Jessica Parker responds, "I'm a person you know? I have feelings!"
10. A horse and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a bar... ...before the bartender says anything, the horse tells him:
    'don't bother, she's heard it all before.'

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Sarah Jessica One Liners

Which sarah jessica one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sarah jessica? I can suggest the ones about jessica name and jennifer lawrence.

1. What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour
2. Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asked, "why the long face?"
3. How tall is Sarah Jessica Parker? 15.3 hands.
4. If Sarah Jessica Parker came out as transgender... Her new name would be Mr. Ed
5. What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move? The Neigh Neigh.
6. What do you call a reverse Centaur? Sarah Jessica Parker
7. You can lead a horse to water... but Sarah Jessica Parker prefers wine.
8. What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker
9. What so ironic about Sarah Jessica Parker? Nobody wants to ride that horse...
10. A horse walks into a bar... Oh wait, it's just Sarah Jessica Parker. Sorry, my bad.
11. Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar .

Sarah Jessica Parker Jokes

Here is a list of funny sarah jessica parker jokes and even better sarah jessica parker puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I got a chance to ask Sarah Jessica Parker a question during a meet and greet, but it seemed like she didn't want to be there and looked sad so I asked her... Why the long face?
• Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says, Thank God this joke is not as long as your nose!
• Earlier today, my co-worker told me my voice sounded like Sarah Jessica Parker, I hate it when my voice sounds horse.
• How do you get Sarah Jessica Parker to say her lines on set? Rub some peanut butter on her gums.
• Asked my parents for some Sarah Jessica Parker movies for Christmas They told me to stop "horsing around"
• "Oh my god! Sarah Jessica Parker is a competitive sprinter?!" "Greg, calm down! This is just the Kentucky Derby."
• We really need to stop telling Sarah Jessica Parker jokes. All we're doing is beating a dead horse.
• Sarah Jessica Parker on the cancelation of the new s**... and the City movie "Will there be a s**... and the City 3?"
  "Nay." -Sarah Jessica Parker

Delightful Fun Sarah Jessica Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

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