Sara Jokes
33 sara jokes and hilarious sara puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sara that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sara Short Jokes
Short sara jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sara humour may include short roger jokes also.
- If a chocolatier and a pastry chef have a child together, will they also make delicious food? Not Nestle Sara Lee
- Sara: I've been feeling dead inside for many months now Jon: maybe it's because you've been carrying a dead fetus for 11 months now
- Memory joke Jimmy: I have a joke.
Sara: OK, tell me.
Jimmy: It's about memory.
Sara: OK.
Jimmy: I forgot what it was. - I have a farm and I just got 4 new chickens today! I named them Whoopi, Joy, Meghan, and Sara
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Sara One Liners
Which sara one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sara? I can suggest the ones about eyebrows and perks.
- Aunt Millie's secret recipe has been stolen by Sara Lee's brother. Alleged Lee.
- I Broke Up With My Girlfriend, Sara N. Wrap. She was too clingy.
- Why did sara fall out of swing.. She didnt have hands
- What is Sara Palins favorite passtime? Para Salin.
- I rode a horse today. In other words, I had s**... with Sara Jessica Parker
Cheeky Sara Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about sara you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean passionate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sara pranks.
What's Sarah Palins favorite water sport?
Parah Salin.
Why was Sarah smiling at the gym?
Because Sarah tonin
Two ladies are in the gym locker room ....
changing into their running outfits. One lady notices her friend's tummy and asks: "Sara, why is there wax in your belly button?" Sara says, "Oh, you'll never believe how romantic my boyfriend can be. He just loves to eat by candlelight."
if I were Sarah Connor
I would simply defeat the robots by asking them to identify which of the following pictures has a pedestrian crossing in it
If Sarah Jessica Parker Dies...
And people continue making jokes about her, are they beating a dead horse?
What's Sarah Palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime?
Parah Salin.
My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning
Seems he was their favorite rabbit
Sarah watches as her mother tries on an expensive fur coat
in a high-end department store. Do you realize, Sarah says, that some poor, dumb animal had to suffer just for you to wear that coat? Sarah's mother turns to her and snaps, Think about how much I've suffered! And don't call your father an animal.
If Sarah Connor needed pest control...
She can call an Ex-Terminator
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar
The bartender asked, "why the long face?"
Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?
Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
A blonde is proposed by her fiancee.
"Sara, will you marry me?"
"Yes, I will!"
"This ring is from my grandmother. She survived the holocaust with this."
"I didn't know they gave rings out to people during the holocaust"
Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally
because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Sarah Jessica Parker on the cancelation of the new s**... and the City movie
"Will there be a s**... and the City 3?"
"Nay." -Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen.
She replied: "Nay"
Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?
Because it sticks to itself.
Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?
Everywhere
How did sarah palin see Russia from her house?
She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.
If Sarah Jessica Parker came out as transgender...
Her new name would be Mr. Ed
Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist...
...but you can't end your prayer with "awomen" instead of "amen"
credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name
What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?
The Neigh Neigh.
