Sapling Jokes
10 sapling jokes and hilarious sapling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sapling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh at these sapling tree jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face. From the spruce to the woodpecker, these hilarious jokes center around the sapling and its acorns. Get ready to LOL and share these sapling-themed jokes!
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What is a good sapling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?
Because he couldn't branch out.
What do you call a sapling in the military?
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree? Ah forget it!)
Why did the police officer arrest a sapling?
He committed tree-son.
I gave a wanted criminal a sapling...
I guess you could say I was arboring a fugitive!
What's it called when you a kill a sapling?
Arbortion
I pulled my back out trying to uproot a smooth-skinned sapling.
That s**... son of a birch!
Why did the sapling get executed?
For tree-son
What crime does a sapling commit?
Tree-son
I gave a criminal a sapling
I gave a wanted criminal a sapling
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