Santa Reindeer Jokes

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Funniest Santa Reindeer Short Jokes

Short santa reindeer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The santa reindeer humour may include short christmas reindeer jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between Santa Claus and voter fraud? One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.
  2. How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the reindeer drowned.
  3. What do the lady reindeer do while the men are out with Santa on Christmas Eve? They all head down to the Elks club and blow a few bucks.
  4. Santa's reindeer had an issue with their dinner reservation. The restaurant simply refused to seat the Donner party.
  5. Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to spend Christmas together? Because they have herd immunity.
  6. What did the female reindeers do when their boyfriends were off of Santa delivering presents on Christmas Eve? They went to the nearest pub and blew a few bucks.
  7. How does Santa choose which female reindeer to breed with his prized stud? By choosing the one that's the best bang for the buck.
  8. What happens when you cross Santa Claus with five shots of tequila? Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
  9. A little boy asks a dealer in an alley dressed like Santa Claus, "Santa, how do your reindeer fly?"
    He replies, "With magic, of course!-
    You want some magic?"
  10. Whats the difference between a Knight and Santa's reindeer? The Knight is slayin the Dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh!

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Santa Reindeer One Liners

Which santa reindeer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with santa reindeer? I can suggest the ones about reindeer and santa and rudolph.

  1. How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer? Nothing! It's on the house!
  2. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? No, they already have names.
  3. What does santa do with a lazy reindeer? Sleighs 'em
  4. Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee? He prefers non-deery creamer.
  5. How may reindeer does Santa have? 2, Rudolph and Olive the other reindeer
  6. Did you know Santa has only two reindeer? Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer.
  7. Which was Santa's worst and least known reindeer? Olive.
    Olive, the other reindeer.
  8. what did the reindeer say when santa told him a funny joke You sleigh me
  9. What do you call Santa Clause's reindeer wranglers? Jolly Ranchers
  10. What did Santa say when his reindeer made him laugh? You sleigh me
  11. What did Santa call his reindeer that couldn't fly? Dinner.
  12. What do you call Santa's most impolite reindeer? Rudeolph
  13. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners? Rudolf of course
  14. How does Santa request a reindeer sleigh ride? Uber Pull
  15. Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph

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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town and blow a few bucks.

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement?
I don't know.
A reindeer.
What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in months. There he was, fuming with rage, when in walks The Angel, cheerful and bubbly as ever, and asks with a big smile,
"where should I put the Christmas tree, Santa?"

Santa and his reindeer c**... and land in the mountains, they are starting to starve and decide they have to resort to cannibalism.

Who do they eat first?
Answer: Donner!

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in v**....

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?

He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.

Santa was late delivering presents on Christmas because his reindeer needed so many coffee breaks

They were all star bucks

How many reindeer were left after Santa got stranded in the mountains?

Only one. Donner ate the rest.

Santas reindeer get lost on a flight one night and don't return to the pole. After being missing for weeks, they are found, the only survivor being Donner. When asked how he survived, he replied:

"They don't call me Donner for nothin'"

Do you guys know how much Santa paid for all his reindeer?

Nothing, they were on the house.

All of Santa's reindeer celebrate their birthdays except one...

Santa decided that the Donner Party was not to be repeated.

What do you call Rudolph before he joined the rest of Santa's reindeer?

Rebel without a Claus

Santa was hit by an Airbus 747 while flying over Barcelona last night, and none of the flight crew survived

The doctors have confirmed that the reindeer in Spain were hit mainly by the plane.
- Credit to Colin Monchrie from "Whose Line Is It Anyway"

"Wow, Santa! Have you lost some weight? And have you been working out? I can sure tell...Because you look great for your age!"

Rudolph The Brown Nose Reindeer

Some worry that Santa Claus is negatively impacting the environment with all the coal he gives out

Don't worry too much though, those reindeer get plenty of miles per gallop

What did angry Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she heard he was going to the s**... club?

I hope you don't make it reindeer

Why did Santa bring 22 reindeers to WalMart with him?

Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks and just in case it cost more he brought some extra doe.

Kid: Santa, what's the story of your reindeer names?

Santa: Why I name them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow!
Kid: What about Donner?
*A dark countenance settles on Santa's face*
Santa: The year was 1847, snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada...

A child asked Santa Claus

How did your reindeer get their names?
Santa replied, I named them after memories, like pranced frolicking through the snow!
What about Donner? the child asked.
A shadow settled on Santa's face, and after a moment he began: The year was 1847, and snowfall had trapped us in the Sierra Nevada ….