Hilarious Santa Is A Woman Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor.
Asking the man in charge to put a picture of a turkey saying "Happy Thanksgiving!" on one thigh and a picture of Santa saying "Merry Christmas!" on the other. The man looked confused by her odd request, so he asked her why. She calmly looked at him and replied without even a stutter. "My husband always complains that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving."
Why is Santa Claus always a man?
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
Indian On The Road
I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".
What is proof that Santa is a man?
No woman would ever wear the same outfit every year.
A woman was telling Santa what she wanted from christmas...
She said "Santa, this year for Christmas I'd only like two things. The first a slim body, and the second a big fat bank account....
"Please don't mix them up like last year."
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus are in a car.
The car goes out of control and crashes into the side of a building, only one survives, who is it?
The Perfect woman survived because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real.
Still, just goes to show that even the perfect woman can't drive.
What happens when there's a hot woman named "Town" during the holiday season?
Santa Claus is coming to town.
