Santa Is A Woman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Santa Is A Woman jokes. There are some santa is a woman perfect jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these santa is a woman black santa claus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Santa Is A Woman Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor.

Asking the man in charge to put a picture of a turkey saying "Happy Thanksgiving!" on one thigh and a picture of Santa saying "Merry Christmas!" on the other. The man looked confused by her odd request, so he asked her why. She calmly looked at him and replied without even a stutter. "My husband always complains that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving."

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Indian On The Road

I'm driving from Santa Fe to Albuquerque when I see an American Indian lying on the road with his ear to the ground. Curious, I pull over, walk up to him and ask, "Excuse me, what are you doing?" He says, "Silver 1991 Chevy station wagon, one man, one woman, two children". I say, "Wow, you can tell all that just by listening to the road?" He says, "Heck no, they just ran me over".

What is proof that Santa is a man?

No woman would ever wear the same outfit every year.

A woman was telling Santa what she wanted from christmas...

She said "Santa, this year for Christmas I'd only like two things. The first a slim body, and the second a big fat bank account....

"Please don't mix them up like last year."

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman, and Santa Claus are in a car.

The car goes out of control and crashes into the side of a building, only one survives, who is it?

The Perfect woman survived because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real.

Still, just goes to show that even the perfect woman can't drive.

What happens when there's a hot woman named "Town" during the holiday season?

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Is A Woman joke, What happens when there's a hot woman named "Town" during the holiday season?

How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the santa is a woman bad woman puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working santa is a woman battered woman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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