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Funniest Santa Helper Short Jokes

Short santa helper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The santa helper humour may include short santa christmas jokes also.

  1. Why was Santa's helper doing so poorly at work? Because he had low elf-esteem
    (I hope this hasn't been posted recently...Sorry if it has)
  2. Why did Santa's little helpers spend their holiday bonus so quickly? They have little elf control

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Santa Helper One Liners

Which santa helper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with santa helper? I can suggest the ones about mall santa and santa claus.

  1. What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses
  2. why was santa's little helper so depressed? he had low elf esteem!
  3. Why was Santa's little helper sad? Because he had low ELFesteem
  4. What type of photographs to Santa's little helpers take? Elfies.
  5. Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
  6. Santa's helpers are known as... subordinate Clauses
  7. Wanna meet Santa's little helper?
  8. Why was Santa's helper sad? He had low elf-esteem.
  9. Show me Santa's helpers... And I'll show you subordinate clauses.
  10. What is it called when one of santa's helpers takes a picture of itself? An elfie!
  11. What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
  12. Why did Santa's little helper take Prozac? For his mental elf problems.

Santa Helper Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about santa helper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dressed santa jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make santa helper pranks.

Santa's Jokes

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws.
Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can h**...-h**...-h**....
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.
Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.
Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.
Question: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Answer: She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.
Question: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Answer: Forty feet of track - all straight!
I wanna tell you what kind of luck I've got. If this year I cornered the mistletoe market, they'd postpone Christmas.
Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.
Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I'm gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does.
Christmas in Los Angeles is always interesting. Seeing carolers dressed in Bermuda shorts...groping their way through the smog singing: "It came upon a midnight clear."
Every Christmas pageant throughout the world has a scene showing Joseph leading Mary into Bethlehem on a donkey. Do you realize what would happen if the Republicans asked for equal time?
Did you hear about the Beverly Hills school Christmas pageant? Two kids dressed as Mary and Joseph and they are on their way to the inn in Bethlehem. On the other side of the stage, a boy in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile/ cellular phone, calling for reservations.
Sometimes I get the feelin that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.