Santa And Rudolph Jokes
25 santa and rudolph jokes and hilarious santa and rudolph puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about santa and rudolph that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Santa And Rudolph Short Jokes
Short santa and rudolph jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The santa and rudolph humour may include short santa reindeer jokes also.
- Everybody knows Rudolph the Red Nose leads Santa's sled team... ...but few know that Bruno the Brown Nose is the second in line.
He can run as fast as Rudolph, but he isn't as quick to stop. - Why did Rudolph run away from Santa, get a tattoo and dye his tail purple? He was a rebel without a Claus
- What do you call Rudolph before he joined the rest of Santa's reindeer? Rebel without a Claus
- "Wow, Santa! Have you lost some weight? And have you been working out? I can sure tell...Because you look great for your age!" Rudolph The Brown Nose Reindeer
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Santa And Rudolph One Liners
Which santa and rudolph one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with santa and rudolph? I can suggest the ones about santa claus and christmas reindeer.
- How may reindeer does Santa have? 2, Rudolph and Olive the other reindeer
- Did you know Santa has only two reindeer? Rudolph and Olive, the other reindeer.
- Why was Santa so hesitant about Rudolph flying his sleigh? Because Rudy was lit.
- Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
- Eying the distant storm, Santa said to Rudolph: "It's going to rain, dear!"
- Whose fault was it that Santa lost his way? Rudolph's, off course.
- Santa isn't coming this year! Someone shot his Rudolph!
- Santa Santa came to say, h**... h**... h**..., Rudolph with your nose so bright- you were adopted.
Santa And Rudolph Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about santa and rudolph you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean santa christmas jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make santa and rudolph pranks.
How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
Two elves are winding down in the North Pole bar after a long day of making toys.
After downing some shots of peppermint schnapps, the first elf says to the second, That COVID outbreak in China has really messed up the toy production schedule. I don't think Santa has ever pushed us so hard! .
The second one added, Yeah, things were so bad today that Rudolph and Blitzen were even called in to work on the assembly line.
The first one got an odd look on his face and said, Well, that explains why those Raisinets I found on the floor tasted so strange.
911 - A Parody Of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
Santa was having a really bad day....
Everything was going wrong. The elves were looking for a raise, Rudolph was sick, Mrs Clause was in a foul mood. So the Angel arrived at the door dragging a Christmas tree he asked Santa, what will I do with the tree ?
And that is why you will always find an Angel sitting on top of the Christmas tree.
Parody of Jinga Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go, crashing into trees!
The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead,
I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh!
9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead!
Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh!
Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life,
But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
Communist Russia and Santa
There is a couple walking in communist Russia. However, they aren't communists themselves. The two (Ken and Jen) are debating over whether it's raining or snowing.
"It's totally snowing." Says Ken.
"No, this is definitely rain..." Jen remarks.
The two see their friend Rudolph, a communist. He has never been wrong about the weather before. They ask him what the weather is.
Quickly, he says "I can affirm that it's raining, friends."
"Ha!" Says Jen.
"B-b-but!" Ken mutters, trying to keep his composure.
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." Jen remarks.