Sans Jokes

Funniest Sans Short Jokes

Short sans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sans humour may include short minus jokes also.

1. Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego
   (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)
2. The Chief of Police died responding to people changing font on town signs There we were, left sans-sheriff
3. There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called Car Men Now we don't know where in the world it is
4. If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?
5. With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero. I think hispanic buying.
6. My Japanese friend bought a new Sentra and named it 123 When I asked why 123, he replied with
   "Ichi Ni san"
7. I made an Undertale comic, but it's all about sans Well, I guess, you can call it Comic Sans
8. A girl in Japan had an older sister who owned a car company. What was that company? Nee-san
9. I had trouble getting drunk off the coast of East Africa Turns out Zanzibar is sans a bar.
10. One time a kid offered me a San Diego waffle. Had no idea what it was, so I said sure. So he hands me an Eggo waffle covered in sand. I didnt wanna look like an idiot, so I ate it.

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Sans One Liners

Which sans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sans? I can suggest the ones about anon and pare.

1. What kind of car does a Weeaboo drive? A Nii-san
2. What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans
3. TIL there's a city named after a waffle dropped on the beach San Diego
4. What's Robin hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
5. What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
6. What kind of car did Mr. Miyagi drive? Focus, Daniel-san
7. What do new IPhones have in common with San Diego? No Chargers.
8. Name a city where no one is named Francisco? Sans - Francisco
   P.S. My First dad joke
9. Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans.
10. What's 3 9 in Japanese? san kyu
    You're welcome
11. What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone? Sans Sheriff.
12. Who's the law enforcement in the font world? Sans Sheriff
13. What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego
14. I went to the fountain and removed all of its angel statues. It's now a sans seraph font.
15. What city will you find waffles thrown on the beach? San Diego

All Sans Jokes

Here is a list of funny all sans jokes and even better all sans puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.
• I don't mind comic sans. It's honestly a very well rounded font.
• What kind of car does a Japanese horse drive? A neigh-san
• I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults.
• I just heard that Tony Bennett has Alzheimers. He left his heart in San Diego.
• All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice. They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around.
• What is Chewbacca's least favorite font? Sans Solo.
• Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans.
• What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake? This is all your fault!
• At the Supermarket Just saw a bloke in the supermarket buying 5 crates of San Miguel, 8 frozen paella and sombrero... I thought to myself Hispanic buying

Quirky and Hilarious Sans Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about sans you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pour jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sans pranks.