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59 sans jokes and hilarious sans puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sans that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article is a compilation of all the best jokes related to Sans, the famous character from the Undertale series. Discover jokes about him and his brother, Ink Sans, as well as jokes about his design and Vous. Get ready for a good laugh with these fun Sans-inspired jokes!

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Popular Sans Short Jokes

Short sans jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sans humour may include short minus jokes also.

  1. What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego
    ^^San-dee-eygo
    ^^^^sandee-eygo
    ^^^^^sandy-eggo
    ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out
  2. Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego
    (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)
  3. Why did the non-binary prospector go to San Francisco in 1849? 'Cause there was gold in them/their hills!
  4. The Chief of Police died responding to people changing font on town signs There we were, left sans-sheriff
  5. There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called Car Men Now we don't know where in the world it is
  6. If an angel statue is removed from a fountain... ...would that make it a sans seraph font?
  7. With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero. I think hispanic buying.
  8. My Japanese friend bought a new Sentra and named it 123 When I asked why 123, he replied with
    "Ichi Ni san"
  9. I made an Undertale comic, but it's all about sans Well, I guess, you can call it Comic Sans
  10. A girl in Japan had an older sister who owned a car company. What was that company? Nee-san

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Sans One Liners

Which sans one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sans? I can suggest the ones about sons and anon.

  1. What kind of car does a Weeaboo drive? A Nii-san
  2. What do you call a group of senior Japanese comedians? Comic Sans
  3. TIL there's a city named after a waffle dropped on the beach San Diego
  4. Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "we don't serve your type in here."
  5. What's Robin hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
  6. What was Bob Marley's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!
  7. What kind of car did Mr. Miyagi drive? Focus, Daniel-san
  8. My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo.
  9. What was Robin Hood's favourite variety of font? Sans-sheriff
  10. What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego
  11. What do new IPhones have in common with San Diego? No Chargers.
  12. What is Bob Marley's Favorite Typeface? Sans Sheriff
  13. Name a city where no one is named Francisco? Sans - Francisco
    P.S. My First dad joke
  14. Why is it so cold in San Francisco? Giant fans.
  15. What's 3 9 in Japanese? san kyu
    You're welcome

All Sans Jokes

Here is a list of funny all sans jokes and even better all sans puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • If this doesn't make you groan I don't know what will... With 2nd lockdown looming in the UK, I saw a man with 4 cases of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 7 sombreros, I think Hispanic buying
  • What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone? Sans Sheriff.
  • Who's the law enforcement in the font world? Sans Sheriff
  • I had trouble getting drunk off the coast of East Africa Turns out Zanzibar is sans a bar.
  • What do you call a fountain whose angel statue has been stolen? A sans seraph font.
  • What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego
  • I went to the fountain and removed all of its angel statues. It's now a sans seraph font.
  • What city will you find waffles thrown on the beach? San Diego
  • One time a kid offered me a San Diego waffle. Had no idea what it was, so I said sure. So he hands me an Eggo waffle covered in sand. I didnt wanna look like an idiot, so I ate it.
  • What city has the most people eating waffles on the beach? San Diego
Sans joke, What city has the most people eating waffles on the beach?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sans can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sans puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Sans Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about sans you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean pare jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sans prank.

I don't mind comic sans.

It's honestly a very well rounded font.

What is Chewbacca's least favorite font?

Sans Solo.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

What's a french criminal's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff

A Font Designer and a Police Officer Walk Into a Bar...

The font designer leaves sans sheriff.

What was Mussolini's least favourite font?

Parti sans.

I wrote an Undertale manga recently...

It's written in Comic Sans.

What is the Empire's favorite font type?

Sans scarif

[Rogue One Spoilers] What is the empire's favorite kind of font?

Sans Scarif

I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV

Now im a comic sans resume

Arial, Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar and the bartender says

Hey, we don't serve your type here

I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed

I'm a Comic, Sans the humor.

A sans-serif face walks into the street and is hit by a Swiss Modernist truck. The carnage is grotesk…

but you know akzidenz happen.

Why does the current Pakistani Prime Minister hate the Calibri font?

Because it is sans Sharif

What is the first rule of font club?

What is the first rule of font club?
No talking about font club.
What is the second rule of font club?
No using comic sans

Ned Stark's death was foretold in his daughter's name

Because when he died, she was sans a Stark

Comic sans and Times new Roman walk into a bar...

Get out! yells the bartender. We don't serve your type!

A man stumbles into a lawless town on the American fontier looking for help

Only to find it sans sheriff

In other news, Pakistan's official font has been announced:

Sans Sharif.

What is Bob Marley's favorite font?

Anything sans sheriff.

Glad to see my church is raising money for a new font

I'm sick of them using Comic Sans

Sans joke, Glad to see my church is raising money for a new font

jokes about sans

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