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Being able to understand his heavy accent, I replied "You're welcome."
He laughs and says "No, you misunderstand, I am taunting you about Pearl Harbor."
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.
The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
an English cat named "123" and a French cat named "Un deux trois." Which cat won the race?
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; "Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"
An elderly Japanese man was walking behind me as I was entering a store. Since he was older and walked with a cane, I held the door for him. As he walked pasted he said, "Sank you" with his accent. So I punched him in the face and said, "How dare you bring up Pearl Harbor like that!"
There were two cats. One was British and one was French. The name of the British cat was One-two-three and the name of the French cat was Un-deux-trois. They decided to have a race to see which cat could be the first to swim across the English Channel.
Obviously, the cat named One-two-three won. Why? Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
After holding the door open for her, she said to me "Sank you"
How dare she bring up Pearl Harbor like that after my nice gesture!
Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.
The other was stranded.
So, England and France have a friendly contest to see which country is superior. They do this by having a cat race, in which the French cat, 'Un Duex Trois, and English cat 'One Two Three' will race across the channel.
The race starts and One Two Three cat speeds across the water, easily winning.
Unfortunately, Un Deux Trois cat sank.
...making it the only thing your mom didn't go down on! Hi-YO!
One is called "One Two Three" the other is called "Un Deux Trois." Which cat survives?
"One Two Three"
because un deux trois cat sank
Disclaimer; not original, just saw it online and thought you'd all appreciate
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The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
Whoops, wrong sub.
The first cats name is one-two-three and the second cats name is un-deux-trois, both cats try to cross the river, which cat got across first?
The one-two-three cat, because the un-deux-trois cat sank
He looks over to me and says "Sank you!" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that.
They called it the *Alfred1*, after a friend of theirs. However, it was poorly constructed and sank immediately.
They continued to try to build seaworthy vessels, but the same thing happened over and over. With the *Brian2*, the *Chris3*, and the *Daniel4*.
"We're really not very good at this," the man said in disgust. "How do boats even work?"
"I don't know, but we'll figure it out," replied his wife. "We need an *ELI5*."
'One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Canadian: Lets watch a movie.
American: Have you seen Titanic?
Canadian: What's that about?
American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank.
He said "Sank you."
Why did he have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that?
The door was closing, so I held it open for him.
He replied with, "Sank you".
Why did he have to mention Pearl Harbor like that?
"Sorry, wrong sub"
Cap size
Two cat's are trying to cross a river, ones name is Onetwothree and the others name is Undeuxtrois.
Why was Onetwothree the only survivor?
Because Undeuxtrois cat sank.
Turns out my favorite boat got sank.
A British cat called "one two three" swims across the English Channel. At the same time, a French cat called "un deux trois", swims from the opposite direction. Which cat makes it? "one two three" because un deux trois Cat Sank.
We think that's why his submarine sank.
and he said "sank you" so i punched him in the face. Serves him right for bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
PS: Happy 4th of July
One of them is called "One Two Three"
The second is called " Un deux trois"
The third is called "Ein zwei"
What is the order of them crossing?
So One Two Three gets to the other side first because the Un Deux Trois cat sank.
But the Ein Zwei cat is still drei because it has a vier of the water.
Not my own joke, just added the extra cat.
I punched him square in the jaw, how dare he bring up pearl harbour like that.
Now let that sink in.
"I was walking along a street and happened to spy a cart full of watermelons. I was fond of watermelon, so I sneaked quietly on the cart and snitched one. I then ran into a nearby alley and sank my teeth into the melon.
No sooner had I done so, however, than a strange feeling came over me. Without a moment's hesitation, I made my decision. I walked back to the cart, replaced the melon -
And took a ripe one."
-Mark Twain
The Japanese guy was like "Sank you."
I punched him dead in the jaw. Smh bringing up Pearl Harbor like that.
The captain had said "aBandOn Ship", so they really had no choice.
One cat is English, the other cat is French.
The English cat is called "One two three", the French cat is called "Un deux trois".
Which cat wins?
The English cat, because the Un deux trois cat sank.
I escaped through the entrance...
American: Hey, want to watch Titanic?
Canadian: What's that about?
American: Yeah, one that sank.
Credit to u/ for the joke
which is probably why his submarine sank.
The Coast Guard had received a distress call, but a chopper arrived to find no ship in the water. Seeing the cargo strewn about on the water, they decided to send a diver down to look for the ship.
"I already know what kind of ship to look for," the diver told the chopper pilot.
"How could you possibly know what kind of ship it was?" replied the pilot.
"It was a dictatorship."
I am going to nominate all of my passengers for the ALS Icebucket Challenge.
As he walked into the store he said "Sank You". I was shocked that after all these years he still brings up Pearl Harborβ¦
He kept yelling and telling peope over and over but no one listened. They then threw him out of the theater, he's not allowed back.
So they decided to build a fire. Of course shortly after the kakak sank.
The moral of the story is you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two tanker ships collided and sank in the southern Pacific Ocean yesterday. One was filled with red paint and the other, smaller tanker, was filled with blue paint. All crew members survived but now are marooned on an uninhabited island.
One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
The lobsters in the kitchen.
So...was that cruise a fiction?
but, my trois cat sank.
An English cat and the French Cat decide they want to cross the channel. The English cat psyches himself up, says One... Two... Three jumps in the water and swims across.
The French cat decides to imitate the English cat. Un... Deux... Trois... Cat sank.
And he said, sank you.
So I punched him right in the face.
I can't believe he'd bring up Pearl Harbor like that.
Happy Pearl Harbor Day!
The combined weight of all the time travelers that suddenly appeared onboard.
He stole a car for transportation and trespassed on private property to hunt on. Nevertheless his hunt was unsuccessful. He had no morels.
All of a sudden, someone floats by sitting atop a floating cello and asks: May I accompany you?
I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.
Unfortunately, only One-Two-Three cat made it across. Un-Deux-Trois cat sank.
One is called 'one two three'. The other 'un deux trois'. Which cat won?
'one two three' won because 'un deux trois' cat sank.
The Titanic still had all it's anchors when it sank...
The Titanic had all of its anchors when it sank
The english cat, known by her owners as 123 won. Because the french cat, known by his owners as an du twa, cat sank.
Turns out, it had a couple leeks ;)
You can imagine the tears of joy I had when i received a follow up message
"Sorry ,wrong number"
In 1912, the Titanic sank and everyone still talks about it to this day.
But only weeks after the incident, another ship fell victim to the harsh ocean. This was a large cargo ship that contains various products that were supposed to be delivered to Mexico, among them were sugar, coffee beans, but the bulk of the shipment comprised of mayonnaise. You see, Mexicans love mayonnaise. That's why when it happened on a sad day in May 5th, the whole mexican wept for the fallen sailors and the delicious products they were supposed to enjoy.
Since then, the day of mourning came to be: >!Sinko De Mayo!<
One day, he heard a navy general whistle the same way
Furious, the pirate fired all cannons and blew their ship in half. In victory he yelled
Sank you!
The general yelled back
Your whale comes!
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