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Short sang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sang humour may include short sung jokes also.
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Day two of posting soap puns for a week! - A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting:
-Bye-bye , and hope you get better!
-Thanks, you too! replied the patients. - What was the song that Vlad the Impaler's victims sang before they were killed? Vladislav...Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me....no more...
- A few years ago, I used to live next door to both Dwayne Johnson and the pop group that sang 'Take On Me'. I was stuck between a Rock and A-ha's place.
- Just found out one of the ladies who sang "Push It" has Parkinson's She's a Salt-N-Pepa shaker now
- Heard a Beach Boys song that sang, We could be married…And then we'd be happy… And I was like Whoa, fellas - you can't have it both ways.
- My wife sang, "What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?" I replied, "Evidently not."
- I love you just the way you are, I passionately sang to my ex-grilfriend Then I lay the flowers on her grave.
- Fergie sang that anthem so bad Kaepernick stood up and told her not to disrespect the anthem like that
- Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!
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Which sang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sang? I can suggest the ones about sank and sings.
- I've never liked the guy who sang Take On Me... He always seemed kinda sketchy.
- How did the goth kid break up with his girlfriend? He sang her You Are My Sunshine.
- I sang Danny Boy at the nursing home the other day There wasn't a dry seat in the house.
- The first time I sang in the church choir... Two hundred people changed their religion.
- "Old McDonald had a farm..." sang the cheery repossession man.
- Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"
- The criminal agreed to testify, but his statements were lies. He sang off key.
- Did you hear about the cow that sang acapella? It was moo'd music.
- Sang the rainbow song in front of a police officer, got arrested for colourful language
- The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
- You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
- Woke up to a beautiful May morning Then we all exchanged gifts and sang carols.
- Các mẫu đồng hồ nữ đẹp mang đến sự sang trọng quý phái cho chị em đồng hồ nữ 2015
- What does Sting have in common with a snitch? They both sang at the police.
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What funny jokes about sang you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sighed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sang pranks.
Lorraine and Clearly
A guy had an abusive girlfriend named Lorraine. Lorraine didn't know her boyfriend was cheating on her with a lovely girl named Clearly. In August Lorraine died. At the f**..., People wondered why the guy wasn't sad,and why he was so happy.
When they asked him why he was so happy at the f**... he sang....
" I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone !"
A Mongolian man tells his friend a story
When I came home late last night, I found my wife with another man. I was furious, and to hold myself back, I sat down and drank from a bottle that was left on the table. Then, I sang a song to cheer myself up. When I felt a little better, I looked around, and said to myself, s**..., this isn't my house,'.
Who sang at the f**... of those who died in a railroads arson?
Adele.
Some one set fire to the train
A local candle shop burned down...
it didnt help that everyone stood outside and sang happy birthday
I went to a disco last night (variation)
The DJ said, "Sing with me". I sang with him.
The DJ said, "Put your hands together". I put my hands together while singing along.
The DJ said, "Come on everyone". I was thrown out of the Disco.
Asked my ex-husband once for song requests. He said he wanted to hear the sound of silence.
So I sang, "Hello darkness, my old friend...."
My doctor sang this to me at my birthday
"Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You have terminal cancer. Your family'll miss you"
Growing up in Canada, Taco Bell commercials were surprisingly different.
At the end of each ad, they sang: "Make a run...for the border. And then the next border."
Today I saw a rock group, but none of the 4 members sang
Mount Rushmore was kinda disappointing
My mum said she would ground me if I sang any more Shrek songs. At first, I thought she was joking...
...but then I saw her face
True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.
Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.
I had booked a U2 for my wife's birthday party...
Unfortunately they had to cancel. Luckily I found a replacement at the last minute. This new guy was amazing. He looked the part, sang all the songs exactly, and even his mannerisms were spot on.
After the party I went up to the replacement and asked how much I owed him for the gig. He said, "Don't worry mate, I'm pro Bono."
A pastor was giving a sermon on the evils of alcohol.
After endless anecdotes about its evils and dozens of bible passages regarding its sinfulness he concludes quite passionately that if it were up to him he'd dump all the town's booze into the river.
Following this display the organist leads the congregation in a hymn. They sang Shall we gather at the river?
I said to this Blonde Girl, I bet you a b**... I can sing a song with your name in it, she said OK you are on, my name is Susan.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Susan, Happy Birthday to You. You're the 14th Blonde I have sang to this week.
We know what Pink Panther sang when he saw a dead ant. What did he sing when he saw a live ant?
He stepped on it and sang
Dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
A co-worker invited me to her home for my 10th company anniversary.
She asked me to wait and went into her bedroom. When she called me in, the entire department was there and sang "He's a jolly good fellow." Boy, I'd have been totally off my socks if that wasn't the only thing I still had on.
A cyber security conference hired Céline Dion to perform at their opening ceremony.
She sang her new song... "Can beauty come out of hashes"
A man cheats on his wife Lorraine with a girl called Clearly
Suddenly Lorraine dies.
At her f**... the man stood up and sang "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone..."
Early One Morning
Woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still.
When suddenly a tiny bird, perched on my window sill.
It sang a song so lovely, so carefree and gay.
That slowly all my troubles, began to slip away.
It sang of far off places, of laughter and of fun.
It seemed his very song, brought out the morning sun.
I pulled back the covers, and crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window, and crushed his head.
I'm not a morning person
A man named Jose moved to America...
A man named Jose moved to America and the first thing he does is go to a baseball game because it seemed like a very American thing to do. When he got there he had to sit by the flag and there were many tall people in front of him. Suddenly everyone in the stadium turned toward him and sang, "Jo-ose can you see!" He replied, "yes, thank you, I can."
Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?
A m**... in a suit.
I finally convinced my h**... friend to get a Covid vaccination, but he doesn't want Moderna.
He says, just because she sang some good pop songs back in the 80s don't mean she knows how to make a vaccine! .
I heard a joke today
Jack: I stood under my girlfriend's window and sang a love song to her. She threw me a flower.
Danny: then why is there a wound on your head?
Jack: she forgot to take the flowers out of the p**...
A man bought himself an expensive new car
He was a superstitious fellow and wanted to keep anything bad from happening, so he invited a priest, an imam and a rabbi over to bless the vehicle.
First, the priest sprinkled holy water on the hood.
Next, the imam led everyone in a prayer to the vehicles' greatness.
Then finally, the rabbi sang a song & cut off the end of the tailpipe.
Stevie Wonder was doing a concert, and towards the end decided to play some requests.
A man called out, "Play a jazz chord." So Stevie played a short riff, but the man insisted: "No, no, play a jazz chord."
So Stevie played a longer riff: "No, no," said the man, "play a jazz chord."
Stevie tried again and again, until he was playing chords he'd never played in his life, and still the man wasn't satisfied.
Finally Steve said: "Sing it for me." The man sang, "A jazz chord to say I love you."
