Sane Jokes
27 sane jokes and hilarious sane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sane Short Jokes
Short sane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sane humour may include short savage jokes also.
- Did you hear about that psychologist's awesome speech last night? It was amazing! The crowd was really eating it up. Everyone was going absolutely sane.
- I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane. My therapist said, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
- I, for one, would like to congratulate Teresa May on her handling of Brexit. She took on a job we all said no sane human could pull off, and showed us that no insane human could pull it off either.
- I find it crazy how so many people have lost their minds and I'm still sane. I know I am, the purple talking mushroom told me so
- The Bag of almonds was tried for m**.... He was deemed legally sane, even though everyone could see he was nuts.
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Sane One Liners
Which sane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sane? I can suggest the ones about insanity and safer.
- Sometimes I talk to myself for no sane reason... Lol yea me too.
- Someone told me crazy chicks are amazing in bed. At least I know I'm sane.
- What did the therapist tell Usain Bolt? You sane, Bolt
- Three sane people walked into a bar. Then they walked out.
- What do you call someone who likes pineapple but not on his pizza? Sane.
- What can you pass and keep at the sane time? The flue!
- Why doesn't Goku have a therapist? Because he's super sane.
- I think I might be a little crazy No we're not. We're perfectly sane.
- It's hard to find a good woman . * Smart
* s**...
* Single
* Sane
Pick three
Giggle-Inducing Sane Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about sane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sane pranks.
A man goes to an asylum and asks
How do you admit your patients? The psychiatrist says Well, we fill a bathtub full of water then give them a spoon, a cup and a bucket then we tell them to empty the bathtub . The man replies I see, so the sane person would take the bucket , and the psychiatrist replies No, the sane person will pull the drain plug. Would you like your room to have a balcony sir?
I have been to a lot of places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips, thanks to my friends and family.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump and I'm not much on physical activity.
Asylum
A reporter is looking for a new story and thought an asylum for the insane would make a nice story. There, his first question is how they know who is sane and who's insane. "Well," the woman working there replied "We give everyone a teaspoon, a tablespoon and a bucket. Then we lead them to the bathroom and ask them to empty the bathtub as fast as they can". "Obviously, the sane people would use the bucket" the reporter says.
"No, the sane people would use the plug..."
A man to a psychiatrist:
How do you select who should be admitted to your facility? The psychiatrist replies: We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub. The man smiles: Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket. The Psychiatrist replies: No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?
A psychiatrist is checking on his patients
He enters the room full of his insane patients, he finds them all jumping together and saying "yay we're popcorn!!"
He finds one patient sitting on the ground by himself. "You seem sane." He says to the patient.
The patient replies "No, i sticked to the p**..."
A man once entered an asylum
The patients kept jumping shouting"we are popcorn! we are popcorn!" Except for o**... who was sitting quietly in a corner so the man thought that he is the only sane person here and asked him "why don't you jump,shout like your mates?" The guy replied "please leave me alone i stuck to the cooking p**..."
