Sandy Jokes

Funniest Sandy Short Jokes

Short sandy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sandy humour may include short sands jokes also.

1. My favourite childhood memory was making sandcastles with my grandfather. Until my mother hid his urn away from me.
   Credit. Sandi Toksvig
2. Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy? Name that thing hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
3. What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
4. What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego
   ^^San-dee-eygo
   ^^^^sandee-eygo
   ^^^^^sandy-eggo
   ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out
5. HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.
6. Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, "It may be windy but at least its not sandy."
7. Have you heard of the new drink that they're calling the Hurricane Sandy?... Yeah.. apparently it's just a watered down Manhattan.
8. So I told my dad a joke about Sandy Hook the other day. He didn't think it was funny I guess it's aimed at a younger audience.
9. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago? They made a mixed drink after it It's pretty much a watered down manhattan
10. Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook?
    Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

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Sandy One Liners

Which sandy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sandy? I can suggest the ones about sunny and sally.

1. What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A Sandy Eggo.
   
2. There's a new drink called the Sandy It's a watered down Manhattan.
3. What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor.
4. Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements
5. What do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook.
6. What do you call a little kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
7. What do you call a waffle found on the beach? Sandy eggo
8. What do you call a cat that walks through a desert on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws
9. What do you call a girl who was born in the desert Sandy
10. What city has the worst waffles? Sandy Eggo.
11. What do you call a waffle made in California? A sandy Eggo.
12. Where's the best place to eat waffles on the beach? Sandy Eggo.
13. What do you call third grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
14. What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego.
15. Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
    A: Sandy Eggo.

Sandy Hook Jokes

Here is a list of funny sandy hook jokes and even better sandy hook puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor
  All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
• What do you call someone who has had no friends for 5 years? A Sandy Hook survivor.
• What kind of punch hurts children the most? A sandy hook.
• What type of punch can take out 20 kids and 6 adults in one swing? A sandy hook
• I don't really understand Sandy Hook jokes... I guess they're aimed at a younger audience.
• I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook... They wanted books but instead they got magazines
• What do you call an elementary student with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
• What do you call a beachside abortion clinic? The Sandy Hook
• One Punch Man was bullied as a child. One day at school all the bullies tried to beat him up together, but OPM had finally had enough. He released his most devastating attack.
  The Sandy Hook.
• Instead of The sandy Hook students recieving books... They got Magazines instead.

Hurricane Sandy Jokes

Here is a list of funny hurricane sandy jokes and even better hurricane sandy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Hurricane Sandy I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, "What is that?"
  I replied, "A watered down Manhattan."
• So bartenders are starting to make a drink called the "Hurricane Sandy"... Essentially, it's a just a watered-down Manhattan.
• Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore.
• Mc'Donalds in hurricanes No wonder McDonalds places are still open during hurricane sandy. None off their customers can blow away anyways
• Have you tried that new cocktail called Hurricane Sandy? It's just a watered down Manhattan.
• They made a mixed drink after Hurricane Sandy It's pretty much a watered down Manhattan
• My roommate went down to the Hudson River, to see Hurricane Sandy this morning. If anyone's looking for a fully furnished apartment room in NYC to rent, there's a spot available.
• New mixed drink: Hurricane Sandy Don't buy it. It's just a watered down Manhattan.
• So Hurricane Sandy is approaching. better stock up on Sandy-bags.
• A new drink [n**...?] Some bars are serving this new drink called the "Hurricane Sandy". It's nothing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan.

Sandy Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny sandy name jokes and even better sandy name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone? Sandy hook.

Spongebob Sandy Jokes

Here is a list of funny spongebob sandy jokes and even better spongebob sandy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why does Anakin dislike Spongebob Squarepants? He finds Sandy course and irritating.

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What funny jokes about sandy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quicksand jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sandy pranks.