Sandwich Meat Jokes

22 sandwich meat jokes and hilarious sandwich meat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sandwich meat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sandwich Meat Short Jokes

Short sandwich meat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sandwich meat humour may include short sandwich jokes also.

  1. I invented a sandwich made with rodent meat. I call it the Mickey Mouse Club.
    Comes with chips.
  2. Subway makes all their sandwiches with love. Now if they would actually put some meat in them...
  3. If a woman ever pulls a knife out on you during an argument.... ....pull out some bread, deli meat and cheese. Her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.
  4. Have you ever had a wish sandwich? No? You just put 2 pieces of bread together and WISH you had some meat
  5. What's the difference between sandwich meat and people from Alabama? Nothing, they're both i**....

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Sandwich Meat One Liners

Which sandwich meat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sandwich meat? I can suggest the ones about sandwich maker and sandwich shop.

  1. What do you call a horse meat sandwich in Kentucky? Last placed.
  2. Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread
  3. I'm known as The Sandwich Because I like meat in between my buns
  4. Why does sandwich meat have webbed fingers? Because it's in bread.
  5. What do Alamama folk have in common with sandwich meat? They're in bread
  6. What is the favorite Pokémon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu
  7. What do r**... and sandwich meat have in common? They are both i**....

Sandwich Meat Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sandwich meat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sandwich love jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sandwich meat pranks.

How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?

One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.


Dracula is walking down the street one fine evening when a speeding lorry carrying mini sausage rolls, sandwiches, a variety of salads, dressed salmon, quiches and cold meats loses control, overturns and spills all that food. All this wreckage hits Dracula and with his dying breath he curses buffet the vampire slayer

At a local college there was a dance. A guy from America asked a girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing he gives her a little squeeze and says, In America we call this a hug.
She says, Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too.
A little later, he gives her a p**... on the cheek and says, In America we call this a kiss.
She says, Yaah, in Sweden we call it a kiss too.
Later that evening after quite a few drinks, he takes her out on the campus lawn and proceeds to have s**... with her and says, In America we call this a grass sandwich.
She says, Yaaah, in Sweden we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.