Sandwich Maker Jokes
22 sandwich maker jokes and hilarious sandwich maker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sandwich maker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Sandwich Maker Short Jokes
Short sandwich maker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sandwich maker humour may include short sandwich jokes also.
- Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls.
- What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common? They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
- What do you call a woman with... No legs? A stationary sandwich maker
No arms? A walking cook book
No tongue? A silent vacuum cleaner
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Sandwich Maker One Liners
Which sandwich maker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sandwich maker? I can suggest the ones about sandwich shop and sandwich meat.
- What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi
- I am a sandwich maker at subway, but i'm not very good at my job. AMA! Wrong sub, my bad
- What is a Vietnamese sandwich maker's favorite pick up line? Banh mi.
- Why can't Bill Clinton find his sandwich maker? She's in Florida.
- I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana.
- Do you know what March 8 is? International sandwich makers day.
- What did the card player say to the sandwich maker? One two? Nah, [go] fish!
- What do you call lesbian sandwich-makers with spray tans? Jersey d**....
Sandwich Maker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about sandwich maker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean making a sandwich jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sandwich maker pranks.
How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.
The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"
Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...
The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."
"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.
The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."
Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"
In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."