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7 sandwhich jokes and hilarious sandwhich puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sandwhich that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good sandwhich joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A group of feminists deciede to have a picnic...

But nobody made any sandwhiches

Grandad "Here's 5 bucks, bring me back a 6 pack and a bag of chips." Grandson "Grandad, 5 bucks isnt enough" Grandad "back in my day...

2 bucks could get you a beer, chips, a chocolate bar, a sandwhich and a newspaper!
Nowadays you can't do that anymore, there's cameras everywhere!"

Making a sandwhich

So one day a family are checking into a hotel. There is a lack of rooms so they have to make do with one with a bunkbed. The mum and dad are on the top bunk and their son, the bottom
So late at night, the son wakes up to his parents saying things. They had code words for s**... and the mum said tomato for faster and lettuce for slower. Eventually the boy shouts up to his parents
"mum dad, stop making sandwichs, you're getting mayonnaise all over me"^(I'm Sorry)

Whats a printer's favorite sandwich?

A paper jam sandwhich

I didn't want to add Dijon to my sandwhich thinking it would be too spicy

But I mustard up the courage and did it anyway.

New Jimmy Johns stickers at work.

our new sandwhich stickers say "i woke up like this". I am puzzled. Our bread is pretty hard, did it wake up hard? whats going on here, and what is this sub trying to communicate to me. i thought this was platonic.

If I had a slice of bread for every gender

I could make a single sandwhich.


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