Sandusky Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky much do you love your children?

I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples' education that would pay for.

At least 4 or 5.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... much do you like kids?

Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach...

... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers.

I used to play football for Jerry Sandusky.

I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?...

Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

I am on the case prep team in law school. Our new fact pattern is based on the Sandusky Trial. What do you think of my theme for trial?

Coach Toledo may have been head coach of the Cougars, but he was not interested in the cougars. Coach Toledo was interested in the cubs.

What did the man on the beach say to Jerry Sandusky?

You're in my sun.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?


Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?

They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

So I was just reading an article about the Sandusky sexual abuse case, only to realize that the article was not about Jerry Sandusky but his son, Jeffery. I guess the old saying is true...

The family that preys together, stays together.

Say what you want about Jerry Sandusky

But at least he slows down in school zones.

[NSFW] What's the difference between acne and Jerry Sandusky?

Acne waits til you're 13 to come on your face.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

How deep do the Sandusky genes run?

All the way to boys size 12.

Say what you want about Sandusky.

But he always slowed down for school zones.

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other

Telling people that "sometimes I rub people the wrong way" means something entirely different if you're Jerry Sandusky.

Why couldn't Jerry Sandusky ever finish a 5K run?

He always stopped at The Second Mile.

What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky...

Both of their pants are half off

Did you hear the one about Jerry Sandusky molesting kids?

If not, it's okay - neither did the Police.

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