Sandals Jokes

Everyone loves to laugh and have a good time, and what better way to do it than with sandals jokes? Get ready for some hilarious puns about suede sandals, Birkenstock sandals, flats, and even Thunderwear! We'll make sure you never look at sandals the same way again.

Hilarious Sandals Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe

Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

I was at a u**... when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...

bad day to wear sandals.

Moses was the first hippie.

He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good.

Boy comes up to his grandma...

and says, "Kids keep calling me a loser."
Grandma says, "Now, now, why would they call you a loser. Just look at you... blazer tucked in pants, pants tucked in socks, wearing sandals. You're perfect!"

jokes about sandals

My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church

Jesus wore sandals too.

What do you call a French boy wearing Sandals?

PhillipΓ© PhillopΓ©

Friends and I thought of this in French class today.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Sandals joke, What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

I bite my nails, but you would never be able to tell

because I wear socks with my sandals

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop!

Jesus was a hippie

He had sandals, long hair and he died hugging a tree

Socks and sandals are like condoms

There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant

You can explore sandals thunderwear reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sandals wore dad jokes. There are also sandals puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call a Mexican man wearing sandals?

Felip Felop.

Frenchman in sandals

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe flop

I'll let myself out

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand.
Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand?
To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

I'll show myself out - thank you

What do you call a Frenchman with sandals?

Falipe Falope

Sandals joke, What do you call a Frenchman with sandals?

My uncle swears his sneakers are sandals

We all try to tell him they knot.

Horseshoes look more like sandals than shoes...

They should be called Clip Clops.

Did you know that sandals were invented by a Frenchman?

His name was Philippe Filoppe.

Walmart ran out of tops and sandals so they put a sign on the front entrance.

"No shirts, no shoes, no service."

Wearing socks with sandals or flip-flops

Doing this is like a man getting a b**... from another man: It may feel good, but look down and you realize just how gay it is.

What type of sandals do frogs wear?


What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

Why don't cows wear sandals?

Because they lac-toes

I looked up at the multicoloured sky, where sandals and sunglasses floated above everything. Then I couldn't stop myself, and I broke out into song.

"Summer wear over the rainbow."

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

Sandals joke, What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why did Julius Ceaser wear sandals?

For roamin' around

There were two thieves who were also being crucified next to Jesus. One of them said, Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.

Jesus looked towards the thief and said, Truly I say to you, today you shall be with me in para...ARE THOSE MY SANDALS!

What kind of sandals does a person with 2 left feet wear?

Flop flops

What's Anakin's least favorite footwear?


Why can't milk wear sandals?

Because they lactose!

Why do COBOL programmers wear sandals?

So they can count past 1,024

What is the difference between a piece of fabric with elastic around the edges, designed to go on a bed, and an unexpected bout of diarrhea when wearing sandals?

One is a fitted sheet...

I just booked a vacation at the Sandal Resort and Spa

It's the singles version of Sandals.

My friend is a gynaecologist.

Hope it is'nt a repost.

My friend is a gynaecologist.

So he had a patient who came for a pelvic examination.

Since he was a male doctor he didn't want it to be awkward so he tried
talking to the patient,

he looked around and saw her sandals and on it, it
was written "made in Mexico".

So he asked her if she had recently been to mexico.

The patient blushed and asked him if he could tell all that, just from a
pelvic examination.

Which shoes do frogs prefer?

Open toad sandals!

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?


What do you call two left sandals?

Flip flips

My friend made some broth from fancy sandals yesterday.

It was a Birkenstock

A couple of weeks ago I went to buy a pair of my favourite sandals

only to find they were sold out.
Imagine my joy when I went in today to find they were Birkenstock.

A man driving down a winding country lane noticed two people on the road.

They were wearing robes and sandals, had s**... heads and holding up signs.

One sign read "The End is Near!"

The other sign read "Change Before it's Too Late!"

He slowed the car and rolled down the window. "Get lost you religious nuts!" He yelled.

He sped off round the corner. There was a squeal of brakes and a loud splash.

One of the sign- holders turned to the other and said "Maybe we should simply write 'warning: bridge ahead closed'"

A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician

David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the card disappears.

David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.

Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *p**...*...

...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the sandals footwear puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working sandals crocs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

Joko Jokes