Sandals Jokes

52 sandals jokes and hilarious sandals puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sandals that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Everyone loves to laugh and have a good time, and what better way to do it than with sandals jokes? Get ready for some hilarious puns about suede sandals, Birkenstock sandals, flats, and even Thunderwear! We'll make sure you never look at sandals the same way again.

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Funniest Sandals Short Jokes

Short sandals jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sandals humour may include short slippers jokes also.

  1. My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop.
  2. What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals? Phillipe Floppe
    Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
  3. I threw my sandal at the light switch to turn it off, but I missed.. It was a complete flip - flop
  4. Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
    Philippe flop
    I'll let myself out
  5. A couple of weeks ago I went to buy a pair of my favourite sandals only to find they were sold out.
    Imagine my joy when I went in today to find they were Birkenstock.
  6. Did you hear about the company's idea for a giant sandal? Turned out to be a massive flop.
  7. Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
  8. What is the difference between a piece of fabric with elastic around the edges, designed to go on a bed, and an unexpected bout of diarrhea when wearing sandals? One is a fitted sheet...
  9. Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife. I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.
  10. I bite my nails, but you would never be able to tell because I wear socks with my sandals

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Sandals One Liners

Which sandals one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sandals? I can suggest the ones about shoes and flip flops.

  1. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope
  2. What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe
  3. Did you know that sandals were invented by a Frenchman? His name was Philippe Filoppe.
  4. I invented a sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop.
  5. What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open toad sandals...
    I'll show myself out - thank you
  6. What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe
  7. Horseshoes look more like sandals than shoes... They should be called Clip Clops.
  8. What do you call two left sandals? Flip flips
  9. What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad!
  10. What kind of sandals does a person with 2 left feet wear? Flop flops
  11. Which shoes do frogs prefer? Open toad sandals!
  12. What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Slipierre
  13. Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant
  14. My friend made some broth from fancy sandals yesterday. It was a Birkenstock
  15. There are too many toeless shoes. It's more than I can sandal.

Birkenstock Sandals Jokes

Here is a list of funny birkenstock sandals jokes and even better birkenstock sandals puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The CEO of Birkenstock just got fired for a s**... assault sandal. That's not a typo.
Sandals joke, The CEO of Birkenstock just got fired for a s**... assault sandal.

Hilarious Sandals Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about sandals you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean footwear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sandals pranks.

I was at a u**... when I realized standing to my left was Muhammad Ali and to my right was Michael J. Fox...

bad day to wear sandals.

Moses was the first hippie.

He was a guy who came from the hills with long hair and sandals, and he brought with him tablets that made everybody feel good.

My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church

Jesus wore sandals too.

What do you call a French boy wearing Sandals?

Phillipé Phillopé
Friends and I thought of this in French class today.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop!

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand.
Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand?
To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you call a Frenchman with sandals?

Falipe Falope

My uncle swears his sneakers are sandals

We all try to tell him they knot.

Why don't cows wear sandals?

Because they lac-toes

I looked up at the multicoloured sky, where sandals and sunglasses floated above everything. Then I couldn't stop myself, and I broke out into song.

"Summer wear over the rainbow."

Why did Julius Ceaser wear sandals?

For roamin' around

There were two thieves who were also being crucified next to Jesus. One of them said, Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.

Jesus looked towards the thief and said, Truly I say to you, today you shall be with me in para...ARE THOSE MY SANDALS!

What's Anakin's least favorite footwear?


I just booked a vacation at the Sandal Resort and Spa

It's the singles version of Sandals.

My friend is a gynaecologist.

Hope it is'nt a repost.
My friend is a gynaecologist.
So he had a patient who came for a pelvic examination.
Since he was a male doctor he didn't want it to be awkward so he tried
talking to the patient,
he looked around and saw her sandals and on it, it
was written "made in Mexico".
So he asked her if she had recently been to mexico.
The patient blushed and asked him if he could tell all that, just from a
pelvic examination.

A man driving down a winding country lane noticed two people on the road.

They were wearing robes and sandals, had s**... heads and holding up signs.
One sign read "The End is Near!"
The other sign read "Change Before it's Too Late!"
He slowed the car and rolled down the window. "Get lost you religious nuts!" He yelled.
He sped off round the corner. There was a squeal of brakes and a loud splash.
One of the sign- holders turned to the other and said "Maybe we should simply write 'warning: bridge ahead closed'"

A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician

David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the card disappears.
David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *p**...*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.
Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *p**...*...
...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.

Sandals joke, A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician

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