Sanctuary Jokes
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I Just Started My Job as a Minister's Assistant
My local church just hired me to assist the minister, and so far the job is going very well. The only real challenge is that he's very particular about the display towards the front of the sanctuary. He insists that it be kept spotless at all times, decorated with the freshest flowers, and have every detail placed perfectly on it. After a few weeks of this, I decided to ask him about it.
"Excuse me, Pastor" I asked. "Why are you so fixated on the front display?"
"Oh, that" he replied. "It's just my altar ego."
What did the disgruntled birdwatcher say to the employee of the bird sanctuary?
I'd like to speak to your Tanager.
I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary...
They were eating out of the palm of my hands.
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