Sanctions Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

With the situation in Ukraine...

Putin is giving a speech to his people
- My people, due Wests sanctions we'll need to tighten our belts and work harder!
Voice from the crowd:
- We will work two shifts!
- Thank you, you must be real patriot of our country! And we'll have to give up western goods and production!
- We will work three shifts!
- Such patriotism for country! By the way what's your occupation?
- I work at morgue...

UNC received no sanctions for their decades of cheating...

...but they're forced to keep their football team.

What are the funniest sanctions jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Sanctions? Well, here are the best Sanctions puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Sanctions pick up lines to share with friends.


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