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Funniest Samsung Phone Short Jokes

Short samsung phone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The samsung phone humour may include short samsung galaxy jokes also.

  1. When Samsung asked what customers wanted in their new phone... They misunderstood when they heard "Lighter."
  2. Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones.... Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.
  3. I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.
  4. How a phone recall works. Samsung: Send us your exploding phone.
    Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that.
    Apple: You are using it wrong.
  5. Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.
  6. Why would the United States ever consider using nukes on North Korea? When we can just send them all our Samsung phones?
  7. Samsung announced today a new line of Galaxy phones that are certified to be water resistant... It's nice to know that you won't be able to put out the flames once they catch fire.
  8. Sam went into Samsung store Sam went into a Samsung store where he was told that he could win a brand new phone if he sings them a song. What did Sam do?
    Sam sung.
  9. Imagine if Samsung and Apple came together to build a phone. What would it be called? Sample
  10. What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful,
    But the fire is so delightful ;
    And since we have no replace to go,
    Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Samsung Phone One Liners

Which samsung phone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with samsung phone? I can suggest the ones about nokia phone and smartphone.

  1. Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4.
  2. I thought Samsung's would name their next phone Big Bang Cause their Galaxy blew up
  3. Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!
  4. i just got a new phone Picked it up during the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 fire sale.
  5. Samsung Announces a Foldable Phone weird flex but ok
  6. What do you call a Samsung in space ? Galaxy phone
  7. Samsung next advertisement: "We don't slow down you phone"
  8. I bet Apple feels pretty jealous.. Now that Samsung is copying Amazon's Fire Phones.
  9. Why are Samsung phones so popular? Because you C4 of them exploding every day
  10. What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode
  11. This phone The note 7 took the edge away from Samsung and gave apple the plus.
  12. Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up.
  13. Samsung Galaxy Note 7 The last phone you will ever need
  14. What cell phone did the Dallas shooters use? The new Samsung C4.

Samsung Phone Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about samsung phone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smart phone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make samsung phone pranks.

I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 phone say to the iPhone 6?

"Get bent"
Just came up with this. I hope you guys like it

Santa Claus is reading letters from kids

Santa opens first letter: Oh Peter from USA needs new iPad.
Santa opens second letter: Oh Naomi from Japan needs new Samsung phone.
Santa opens third letter: Oh Isa Ahmed from Nigeria wants me to help him to get 32 million dollars out of the country.

Did year about the phone war between the iPhone 6s and Samsung s6

I hear the S6 has an edge.

The Dallas shooting suspect demanded a cell phone. The police met his demand

In fact they gave him the latest phone, the brand new Samsung Galaxy C4

I recently reviewed the newest Samsung phone

3 Stars
Joke spoiler: Samsung translates to 3 stars

Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the a**... they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone

I mean the battery life alone just blew me away

I heard...

...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.

India to ship free phones to Pakistan

Samsung note 7 to be given free to all t**... and Pakistani army.
Game over

An Irish woman was admitted to hospital today after having phone s**...!!!

Doctor's removed 2 iPhone's, 3 Samsung's and a Sony but no siemen was found

Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do.

To be fair, they didn't disappoint.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

I accidentaly posted n**... on Facebook and now my phone is blowing up

not because of the n**..., but because it's a Samsung

Pokémon Go

Yesterday evening my little brother came home all sad and angry. I asked him what happened and apparently a group of kids was mad at him because he beat their gym at the park nearby.
Don't you dare to come here ever again or we'll beat you down! they threatened.
I took my phone and went to the park… they immediately came near me all surprised Wow, you're all grown up and still play Pokémon! What's your team??
Team Rocket I said.
I beat them down and stole their phones. Selling a Samsung S4, two S5 mini and an iPhone 6. Pm me if interested

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS n**... PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR s**... FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS

I heard there's a $300 discount on the iPhone X

But instead of the Apple logo, you get "Samsung" on the back of the phone.

Did I record my friend Sam's opera performance with an Android or Apple phone?

I used a SamSung.

Dude, these new iPhones s**.... Where's the innovation?! I heard Samsung is making a bendable phone .

Apple already made a bendable phone 3 years ago 🤔

how apple made the phone

person 1: got any ideas?
person 2: I GOT ONE!
person 1: tell me!
person 2: so, we steal Samsungs phone idea!
person 1: perfect idea.

Baby-shooter is the best h**... masterpieces ever made

Playing with auto fill on my new Samsung phone.

The phone Samsung released after the Note 7 was actually more explosive than it.

It was the Samsung Galaxy S8
p.s I know good jokes don't need explaining but this is an original lame joke. S8 is the chemical formula for Sulfur which is combustible

Samsung's phones front cameras are like mothers

They make you feel pretty, but deep inside you know there is a beauty filter being applied to your pics.

Timed Gas

Timed Gas
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my Samsung phone with an ear-piece.