The Best 69 Samsung Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these samsung samsung galaxy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Samsung Jokes and Puns

An apple

A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.

Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the police report: He would have walked out of the desert if he had had a Samsung or Nokia.

A Jew, Chinaman, American and a Indian are sitting around a table

... and they're all sipping on their bourbon. They're all very rich and they chinaman says " I think I will buy Apple. " And they all nod in approval save the jew.
Then the Indian says " I want to buy Google. " And they all nod in approval save the jew.
Then the American says " I want to buy Samsung " And they all nod in approval save the jew.

Then the jew shudders and says " sorry, not selling. "

I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy"

I work at a Samsung store...

Samsung joke, I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy"

Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung:

They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.

Tim Cook just came out as gay...

I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too.


Apple CEO announces he is gay

Samsung CEO announces he is way more gay AND water resistant

Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay?

The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof.

Samsung joke, Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay?

Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone

I mean the battery life alone just blew me away

Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7

Sales are blowing up!

What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie

Total recall

I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7...

They had a Blast!

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I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment.

I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.

The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything....

But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect.

- Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7

How a phone recall works.

Samsung: Send us your exploding phone.

Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that.

Apple: You are using it wrong.

Samsung joke, How a phone recall works.

The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding...

It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships?

Must be because of all their ports left Open.

(l8 to the party i know)


If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode

Just head to the nearest Samsung store.

So Samsung released a new knife!

Its brand new cutting-edge technology

My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7

She blows up at any given moment.

When Samsung asked what customers wanted in their new phone...

They misunderstood when they heard "Lighter."

Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation

Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.

Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7.

At least it went out with a bang.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Samsung sold me the wrong phone.

I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4.

BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East.

ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7

It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7...

but at least they went out with a bang.

I heard Samsung is making a feature film

They're calling it Total Recall.

Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals

They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.

Samsung left the stage with one final note

It made social media blow up.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7.

It was mind-blowing.

We didn't start the fire!

Samsung did.

My wife got angry when I said "Samsung"...

Apparently that was the wrong answer to: "What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"

We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us...

We're going to have a blast!

Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications...

but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.

If you're the guard at a Samsung store ...

Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?

Samsung announced today a new line of Galaxy phones that are certified to be water resistant...

It's nice to know that you won't be able to put out the flames once they catch fire.

Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones....

Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

You guys remember the note 7?

I mean, I get that Samsung wanted to blow away the competition, but I didn't think they would take it seriously.

I support the CIA.

I bought a Samsung tv.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

The new Samsung Galaxy S8 was just announced.

I hear it's the bomb.

Why would the United States ever consider using nukes on North Korea?

When we can just send them all our Samsung phones?

I finally got my job as a Samsung store guard.

Now I'm the Guardian of the Galaxies.

What do you call soft-spoken security guards at the Samsung store?

Gaurdians of the Galaxy: Volume 2

It recently came out that ISIS was developing a bomb disguised as a laptop battery to take on airplanes

They must have been taking Notes from Samsung

The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff.

I said "This is Huawei robbery!"

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, Snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year?

The NSA

Samsung

He had a good voice.

A new line of Samsung washing machines was launched today

16 injured

What do you call the IT-department of Samsung?

The Guardians of the Galaxy!

So i was watching p*rn last night and accidently pressed cast to tv, it found a samsung tv and started steaming...

I dont have a samsung tv in my house.

What do you call a security guard working outside of a Samsung shop?

A guardian of the galaxy

I tried swallowing a tablet without water before

And I have to say it wasn't easy or even the best of decisions. Everyone at the Samsung store seems to agree.

Timed Gas

Timed Gas

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music on my Samsung phone with an ear-piece.

I downloaded Chrome on my Samsung Smart Fridge.

It became an oven.

Today I become one of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

A job of guard at the Samsung store has always been my dream.

I'm man enough to swallow tablets without water.

The downside is that I'm not allowed in Samsung stores anymore.

I believe in stereotypes.

Phillips, Sony, Samsung, the list goes on and on!

Everyone told Sam not to sing.

But Samsung anyway.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung mobile shops or showrooms ?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

I just moved to Seoul to work for Samsung

It is my biggest Korea move yet.

What do you call the security guards working outside a Samsung mobile store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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