Samsung Jokes

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What is Samsung CEO's favorite movie

Total recall

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

It was announced yesterday that the 2020 Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones.

Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.

Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung:

They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.

If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect.

- Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7

When Samsung asked what customers wanted in their new phone...

They misunderstood when they heard "Lighter."

If you're the guard at a Samsung store ...

Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?

I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7.

It was mind-blowing.

An apple

A sudden desert storm had made a traveler lost his direction. The only thing he had was an apple. It was so precious, whenever he was thirsty or hungry, he would only look at the apple, then he would walk again full of hope.

Unfortunately, he still died in the desert. It was written on the police report: He would have walked out of the desert if he had had a Samsung or Nokia.

Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones....

Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant.

I finally got my job as a Samsung store guard.

Now I'm the Guardian of the Galaxies.

I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment.

I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.

Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay?

The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof.

Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7

Sales are blowing up!

Samsung

He had a good voice.

If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode

Just head to the nearest Samsung store.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

How a phone recall works.

Samsung: Send us your exploding phone.

Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that.

Apple: You are using it wrong.

The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff.

I said "This is Huawei robbery!"

The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything....

But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away.

What do you call the security guys at Samsung

The guardians of the galaxy

My wife got angry when I said "Samsung"...

Apparently that was the wrong answer to: "What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"

I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7...

They had a Blast!

Samsung sold me the wrong phone.

I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4.

I support the CIA.

I bought a Samsung tv.

Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone

I mean the battery life alone just blew me away

We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us...

We're going to have a blast!

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

A recent study shows that Samsung smartphones are now the most popular hand held device in the world.

For the first time, penis has slipped to Number 2.

Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7.

At least it went out with a bang.

What do you call the security outside Samsung?

Guardians of the Galaxy



aight imma head out

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

If you work Security in a Samsung store...

... does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?

Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation

Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.

Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals

They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.

My girlfriend is like the Samsung Note7

She blows up at any given moment.

iPhone vs Samsung

iPhone user: The new iPhone is coming out

Samsung user: What's new?

iPhone user: We're getting facial recognition

Samsung user: Had that 4 year's ago next

iPhone user: We're getting wireless charging

Samsung user: Had that 2 year's ago next

iPhone user: We're getting water resistance

Samsung user: Had that 3 year's ago next

iPhone user: Nothing is better that an iPhone

Samsung user: Your screen is from Samsung you know, it's our technology

iPhone user: What am i paying for then?

Samsung user: A galaxy s6

The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, Snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year?

The NSA

Apple CEO announces he is gay

Samsung CEO announces he is way more gay AND water resistant

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS

What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store?

Guardians of the galaxies

I heard Samsung is making a feature film

They're calling it Total Recall.

Why would the United States ever consider using nukes on North Korea?

When we can just send them all our Samsung phones?

What do you call soft-spoken security guards at the Samsung store?

Gaurdians of the Galaxy: Volume 2

What do you call the IT-department of Samsung?

The Guardians of the Galaxy!

BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East.

ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7

The new Samsung Galaxy S8 was just announced.

I hear it's the bomb.

Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications...

but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy"

I work at a Samsung store...

Samsung announced today a new line of Galaxy phones that are certified to be water resistant...

It's nice to know that you won't be able to put out the flames once they catch fire.

It recently came out that ISIS was developing a bomb disguised as a laptop battery to take on airplanes

They must have been taking Notes from Samsung

Tim Cook just came out as gay...

I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7...

but at least they went out with a bang.

Samsung left the stage with one final note

It made social media blow up.

You guys remember the note 7?

I mean, I get that Samsung wanted to blow away the competition, but I didn't think they would take it seriously.

So Samsung released a new knife!

Its brand new cutting-edge technology

A new line of Samsung washing machines was launched today

16 injured

My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale.

The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.

My favorite stereo-types I know are asian ones.

Sony, Toshiba, Samsung, etc

A Jew, Chinaman, American and a Indian are sitting around a table

... and they're all sipping on their bourbon. They're all very rich and they chinaman says " I think I will buy Apple. " And they all nod in approval save the jew.
Then the Indian says " I want to buy Google. " And they all nod in approval save the jew.
Then the American says " I want to buy Samsung " And they all nod in approval save the jew.

Then the jew shudders and says " sorry, not selling. "

Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships?

Must be because of all their ports left Open.

(l8 to the party i know)

We didn't start the fire!

Samsung did.

The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding...

It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!

Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are?

Their phones are blowin' up!

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