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  1. what do you call a security guard at a Samsung store "A guardian of the galaxys"
    my 11yo told me this one yesterday, and i thought it needed to be shared with the world 🤣
  2. It was announced yesterday that the 2020 summer Olympics in Tokyo will make all of its medals from recycled cellphones. Well, they're going to make the Olympic torch out of a Samsung Galaxy.
  3. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
  4. If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7
  5. I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4.
  6. What do you call a security guard working outside of a Samsung shop? A guardian of the galaxy
  7. The store tried to charge me $500 for a Samsung Galaxy knockoff. I said "This is Huawei robbery!"
  8. If someone is the night guard at a Samsung store, does that make them a... Guardian of the Galaxy?
  9. Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang.
  10. The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year? The NSA

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Samsung Galaxy One Liners

Which samsung galaxy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with samsung galaxy? I can suggest the ones about samsung phone and galaxy.

  1. What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy
  2. If you're the guard at a Samsung store ... Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?
  3. I finally got my job as a Samsung store guard. Now I'm the Guardian of the Galaxies.
  4. Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!
  5. If You Have Never Seen A Galaxy Explode Just head to the nearest Samsung store.
  6. I let my kids play on my Samsung Galaxy Note 7... They had a Blast!
  7. I call myself the "Guardian of the Galaxy" I work at a Samsung store...
  8. I thought Samsung's would name their next phone Big Bang Cause their Galaxy blew up
  9. What do you call the IT-department of Samsung? The Guardians of the Galaxy!
  10. The new Samsung Galaxy S8 was just announced. I hear it's the bomb.
  11. Samsungs Galaxy Note 7 is really cost effective You get alot of bang for your buck.
  12. If Apple was the world, Samsung would be the Galaxy
  13. Samsung announcement Galaxy Note 8 batteries will NOT be manufactured in Afghanistan.
  14. Samsung announces they will sell refurbished Note 7's New name: Galaxy 451
  15. Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7? Because "Kindle" was taken.

Samsung Galaxy joke, Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Entertaining Samsung Galaxy Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about samsung galaxy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean galaxy note 7 jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make samsung galaxy pranks.

I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 phone say to the iPhone 6?

"Get bent"
Just came up with this. I hope you guys like it

Samsung Galaxy Note 4 Case

Samsung Galaxy S6 Case

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

The Dallas shooting suspect demanded a cell phone. The police met his demand

In fact they gave him the latest phone, the brand new Samsung Galaxy C4

The Samsung Galaxy S7 walks into a bar...

But it isn't waterproof so it breaks.

The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 was so expensive that...

...it blew a hole in my pocket.

Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7?

They're calling it Mass Defect.

My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale.

The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item.

I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy...

But they only come in Fire Red.

Why did Moses see a burning bush as God?

Because God planned on giving him his first tablets then.
The mistake? They were Samsung Galaxy Note tablets.

Samsung will no longer use the name "Galaxy" name on the Note 7...

From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7.

Samsung Galaxy Note 7

I hear sales are booming..

i just got a new phone

Picked it up during the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 fire sale.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do.

To be fair, they didn't disappoint.

BREAKING NEWS: Just in from a correspondent in the Middle East.

ISIS to buy all Samsung Galaxy Note 7. #note7

ISIS released a new video today

In it they claimed responsibility for manufacturing the Samsung Galaxy Note 7

Don't tell ISIS they're extremists

or else they will give you an Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

Did you know that Star wars took place in a Samsung store in China?

"In a galaxy far, far away..."

Samsung announced today a new line of Galaxy phones that are certified to be water resistant...

It's nice to know that you won't be able to put out the flames once they catch fire.

What do you call soft-spoken security guards at the Samsung store?

Gaurdians of the Galaxy: Volume 2

When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic.

As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"

Have you heard about the Samsung Galaxy Note 8?

It's going to cost $1000

If you buy a Samsung galaxy s8

Is it an asset or a liability?

TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS n**... PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR s**... FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS

iPhone vs Samsung

iPhone user: The new iPhone is coming out
Samsung user: What's new?
iPhone user: We're getting f**... recognition
Samsung user: Had that 4 year's ago next
iPhone user: We're getting wireless charging
Samsung user: Had that 2 year's ago next
iPhone user: We're getting water resistance
Samsung user: Had that 3 year's ago next
iPhone user: Nothing is better that an iPhone
Samsung user: Your screen is from Samsung you know, it's our technology
iPhone user: What am i paying for then?
Samsung user: A galaxy s6

Samsung security guards

Also known as Guardians of the Galaxy.

How do you milk a sheep?

Release a new Samsung Galaxy every year and charge $900 for it.

What do you call a Samsung in space ?

Galaxy phone

Samsung have chosen not to call their next Galaxy " Galaxy S10"

They'll call it the Galaxy SX

I once worked as a security guard for a Samsung shop..

I guess you could say I was the guardian of the galaxy..

I remember during P.E. Class when I never played but held everyone's Samsungs while they did play so they didn't break or fall.

Guess you can say I'm guardian of the galaxies....

The phone Samsung released after the Note 7 was actually more explosive than it.

It was the Samsung Galaxy S8
p.s I know good jokes don't need explaining but this is an original lame joke. S8 is the chemical formula for Sulfur which is combustible

what do you call security guards stationed outside a Samsung store?

Q:what do you call security guards stationed outside a Samsung store
A:guardians of the galaxy

Today I become one of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

A job of guard at the Samsung store has always been my dream.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung mobile shops or showrooms ?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security guards working outside a Samsung mobile store?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Don't try to steal anything at the Samsung store

The guardians of the galaxy won't be happy.

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