samson Jokes

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This kid passed his driving test . . . .

This kid passed his driving test and said to his dad:

"How about me borrowing the family car dad?"

His dad said:

"You get your grades up to a B, read your Bible a little more and get your hair cut then we'll talk about you borrowing the car."

A month or so later his dad said:

"Congratulations, your grades are up to a B, plus I've noticed you reading your Bible a lot more but you still haven't cut your hair, so no car I'm afraid."

"But dad," the kid said, "in reading my Bible, I have learned that Samson wore his hair long, so did John The Baptist and probably Jesus did too."

"Very true" said his dad, "but did you notice they walked everywhere."


And Samson said "Lord, why have you given me all my strength in my hair?"

The Lord replied "Because your worth it."


Why was Noah the best businessman?

He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.

The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone.


The most constipated men in the Bible?

Cane, he wasn't Able

Moses, he had to take two tablets

Samson, he brought the house down

Solomon, he sat on the throne for 40 years

Balaam, who couldn't move his ass

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Do you know who the greatest party thrower of all time was?

It was Samson! He brought down the house!


A teenager got his driver's license...

...and asked his father, who was a minister, if he could use his car.

The father said, "If you bring your grades up, study the Bible, and get a haircut, then you can use the car."

One month later, the teenager asked his father about using the car again. The father said, "Son, I'm proud of you. You have brought your grades up and studied the Bible every day. But you still haven't gotten a haircut!"

His son said, "Dad, in my studying of the Bible, I found that many great people had long hair. Samson had long hair. Moses, Noah, and John the Baptist had long hair. Even Jesus had long hair."

His father said, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!"


Who is the world history's worst hairdresser?

Delilah. She cut Samson 's hair and lose his super human strength.


What are the most funny Samson jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Samson? Well, here are the best Samson dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Samson pick up lines to share with friends.


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