Samoan Jokes
7 samoan jokes and hilarious samoan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about samoan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do you call a Samoan Mermaid?
A walrus.
FOBs will understand.
3 new men - an Irish man, an English man and a Samoan - arrive at the army camp. The next day, the colonel, salt of the earth, rough as guts type fellow, decides to go psych the newbies up.
He calls them to line up and approaches the Irish man...
"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"
"SIR YES SIR!! I CAME HERE TO DIE!"
"Good."
He walks over to the English man...
"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"
"SIR YES SIR!! I CAME HERE TO DIE!"
"Good man."
Then he approaches the Samoan...
"DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE!?!?"
"SIR NO SIR!!"
"What??"
"I CAME HERE YESTER-DIE!"
What do you call
a Samoan lying on the floor?
Fellafelloffdasofa.
This Girl Scout Cookie diet is really paying off...
...now I've got that "Samoan" figure
What do you call a one legged woman?
Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!
What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?
Tufaloffahsofa
Did you hear about Dwayne Johnson's new movie coming out on Friday?
Well, only half the movie is coming out on Black Friday, the other half will come out in Samoan Friday.
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