Salute Jokes

Funniest Salute Short Jokes

Short salute jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The salute humour may include short applause jokes also.

1. My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
2. TIL that Orville Redenbacher served in the US army. Even though he was a colonel he didn't want to be saluted. He only required a micro-wave.
3. TIFU by joining the army when I'm already a karate champ Nearly killed myself when I first saluted
4. I think it is wrong that the Bali 9 get a one minute silence I mean, they already got a 21 gun salute.
5. Did anybody hear about the karate champion who joined the army? It was a disaster!
   The first time he tried to salute, he nearly killed himself
6. My cousin, who's a karate expert, joined the Army. First time he saluted he nearly killed himself.
7. Have you heard of the karate black belt that went on to serve the army? He gave himself a head injury the first time he saluted.
8. What did the lieutenant vulture say to the enlisted vultures who stopped eating a dead cow to salute? Carrion.
9. Salutations After realizing how close the g and t keys are to each other, i will never end another email "Regards, Chris".
10. Psychedelic mushrooms reduce authoritarianism and boost nature relatedness - science shows. Yeh - it's hard to salute when you're face down in the grass.

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Salute One Liners

Which salute one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with salute? I can suggest the ones about greet and farewell.

1. People who hate hand gestures: I salute you.
2. Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom? There was a loo tenant inside.
3. What's the correct Japanese salutation for a cheesy person? Parme-San
4. So a cinnamon roll was saluting to the American flag Talk about pastryotisim
5. How do the French salute? With both hands.
6. How do Germans with Celiac Disease salute each other? Gluten Tag!
7. One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
8. How does a French soldier greet his comrades? Salut!
9. Once saw a bunch of n**... saluting in icy precipitation. It was quite the heil storm.
10. Do you know how blind n**... salute each other? Sieg Braille!
11. Don't you hate it when you go to salute h**... and your tricep cramps?

Uproarious Salute Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about salute you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pay respects jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make salute pranks.