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Short salt and pepper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The salt and pepper humour may include short salt pepper jokes also.

  1. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.
    My 8 y/o daughter told me this joke.
  2. Why do slugs carry pepper spray when they go out late at night? To protect themselves from a salt
  3. A fashion designer was interviewing a cannibal... "So what do you think would best complement a person?"
    "Salt and pepper."
  4. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
    (Roughly translated from a recent issue of *Acadie Nouvelle*)
  5. Why do some fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. (From my 8 year old daughter)
  6. Why do seals swim in salt water? Because if they swam in pepper water they'd do nothing but sneeze all day
  7. Salt: So nice to see you. Paprika: How do you do? Nutmeg: 'Sup.
    Garlic: Yo!
    Pepper: HI!
    Oregano: Hola.
    Seasons' Greetings everyone
  8. A merchant had been selling salt and pepper for 30 years... He's a pretty seasoned salesman
  9. Trying to teach English is very frustrating I mean how hard is it to understand that "I peppered salt on my baked fries and boneless ribs?"
  10. What do you call a retired military member who has been showered in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran.

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Salt And Pepper One Liners

Which salt and pepper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with salt and pepper? I can suggest the ones about pepper and pinch salt.

  1. Why do sharks live in salt water Because pepper water makes them sneeze
  2. Why do fish live in salt water? Because if they lived in pepper water they would sneeze
  3. My dad is a rugged ex-Marine with a salt-and-pepper beard... He's a seasoned veteran.
  4. What's the opposite of Himalayan Salt? Herastandin Pepper.
  5. What do you call a war hero covered in salt and pepper? A seasoned veteran.
  6. What did the pepper shaker say to the salt shaker? You're sodium cute
  7. Why didn't the chef salt the pizza? Because the customer asked for pepper only
  8. What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's greetings!
  9. What do cops use pepper spray for? A salt!
  10. Why do sharks only swim in salt water?... ...
    Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
  11. How did the pepper end up getting killed? A salt with deadly weapon
  12. Why do sharks like to swim in salt water? Because if it was pepper water, they'd sneeze
  13. Spring, winter, summer, or autumn? the best seasons for chefs are.. Salt and Pepper
  14. Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures? Because pepper would make them sneeze.
  15. Why do dolphins always swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What funny jokes about salt and pepper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make salt and pepper pranks.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a c**... Jack box)

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme , salt, pepper and m**....

Cheech Marinade

Why did the pepper call the police?

For s**... salt

You should always carry pepper when you go into the city

In case you become a victim of a-salt!

What do you call a war hero that sprinkles salt and pepper all over himself?

A seasoned veteran.

Walrus l**... pepper.

(Just made this up a little inebriated so be kind.)
Person 1: Whoa! Is that a walrus l**... salt?
Person 2: Na,Cl

You guys hear about the pepper shaker that was attacked by the salt shaker?

Apparently the salt shaker was arrested and charged with aggravated as-*salt*

A Chinese man is making love to his wife...

The man is going for it m**... style, he slides up her body, kisses her softly and whispers in her ear, "Baby, I wanna 69!". Immediately, her face turns from pleasure to confusion and anger, she replies, "You want Salt and Pepper Chicken NOW?"

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Source: Random 7 or 8 year old at a gas station.

If you see a hedgehog in your bonfire remove it

After 40 minutes for well done then season with salt and pepper.

What did the salt and pepper say about the autumn spice?

They season changes everything.

What happened to the salt shaker that touched the pepper shaker on the c**...?

He was arrested for s**... a-salt

Before I go on any long journeys, I always put some salt and pepper on my head.

I'm a well-seasoned traveller.

What do you get when you cross Michael J. Fox with the Spice Girls

A salt and pepper shaker.

So I have 2 cats, 1 black and 1 white so being the normie I am I named them salt and pepper

A few years past and pepper has sadly pasted away,
I guess black cats do bring bad luck

Sometimes I put salt and pepper on my head and practice medicine on animals.

I guess I'm a seasoned vet.

There was once a truck driver eating at a diner.

He was enjoying his meal, when a gang of bikers walked in. They started bullying him, by dumping salt and pepper all over him, spitting in his coffee, and stealing his food. To their surprise, the truck driver did nothing, but pay the bill, and walk out of the diner.
As they are marveling about this, the waitress comes up to them. The biker gang says that the truck driver wasn't much of a fighter.
The waitress then looks out into the night and says, He doesn't look to be much of a driver either. He just ran over 3 motorcycles.

I was eating at a restaurant the other day when a lawyer sat at the next table across from me. The waiter arrived to take his order and accidentally knocked the salt and pepper straight into his lap.

I thought, Now there's a seasoned professional .

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