Salmonella Jokes
26 salmonella jokes and hilarious salmonella puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about salmonella that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Salmonella Short Jokes
Short salmonella jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The salmonella humour may include short food poisoning jokes also.
- What do you get when you put nutella on salmon? You get salmonella.
Hahahaha...pew pew pew...haha...*begins sobbing* - What happens when you put Nutella on Salmon? You get salmonella
Sorry if it's a repost. My friends just told me it:) - Did you know that raw chicken gives you salmonella but... Raw salmon doesn't give you chickenella?
- Has anybody ever noticed that you can get salmonella from chicken...but not chickenmonella from salmon?
- Y'all remember when Ritz and Goldfish crackers didn't contain trace amounts of salmonella? Pepperidge farm remembers.
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Salmonella One Liners
Which salmonella one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with salmonella? I can suggest the ones about syphilis and salami.
- What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You got salmonella
- Sam and Ella died From Salmonella
- What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella
- What's the best thing to get at Applebee's? Salmonella
- Don't eat raw fish You'll get salmonella
- Can salmonella be cured by eating salmon? Or is salmonella caused by eating salmon?
- Q: What do you call a princess who eats raw meat? A: Salmonella
- Why can't pregnant women eat fish? Because it has salmonella on it
- If you dont want salmonella... Don't eat salmon.
- So I tried putting Nutella on my salmon last night. I ended up with salmonella
- Teach a man how to fish And he'll die of salmonella
- If chicken have salmonella... does salmon have chickenella?
- I smoked meat yesterday... I think that's how I got salmonella.
- What do you get when you mix Salmon and Nutella? Salmonella!
- Yo' mama is so s**...... (OC) She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess.
Cheerful Salmonella Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about salmonella you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swine flu jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make salmonella pranks.
