Salmon Fishing Jokes

37 salmon fishing jokes and hilarious salmon fishing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about salmon fishing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Salmon Fishing Short Jokes

Short salmon fishing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The salmon fishing humour may include short salmon jokes also.

  1. Fish Cakes A guy walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm and says, "Do you sell fish cakes here?"
    Bartender: No we don't.
    Guy: That's a shame... it's his birthday.
  2. My friend is making a lot of money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes. It's like shooting fish in apparel.
  3. Our local fish market ranks their catches on how rare they are I noticed today that they had rare salmon. It definitely isn't common plaice!
  4. The easiest way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes. It's like shooting fish in apparel.
  5. A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant And the waiter says, Sorry, we don't serve fish.
  6. LPT: An easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in a formal outfit. It's like shooting fish in apparel.
  7. My buddy was telling about his new hobby of photographing Salmon in different outfits. Apparently it's just like shooting fish in apparel.
  8. A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing He said he liked shooting fish in apparel
  9. I keep a folder on fish that swim upstream and can give you a disease if not cooked properly. The Salmon Manila
  10. I have a pet fish that I named Ella. She is a pretty fish, a salmon. I show her off to my friends and say This is Salmon ella .

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Salmon Fishing One Liners

Which salmon fishing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with salmon fishing? I can suggest the ones about fishing and fishing trip.

  1. Do you know what it's like to be a fish? I don't, but Alaska Salmon.
  2. Tracking efficiency in dogs rises 300% when fed diets of salmon. Give it a fish an' see
  3. How long did it take the fish to go to the store? salmon or eight minutes.
  4. What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening.
  5. What's pink inside and smells like fish? Salmon
  6. What is a Jamaicans favorite fish? SalMON
  7. What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere? Salmon en route

Salmon Fishing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about salmon fishing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fly fishing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make salmon fishing pranks.

A Salmon under his arm

Man walks into a fish shop with a salmon under his arm and says to the fishmonger "You got any fishcakes mate?". The fishmonger replies "Course we do mate, it's a fish shop!". "GREAT" replies the man pointing to his salmon "It's his BIRTHDAY!"

A man walks into the bakers...

A man walks into the bakers with a salmon under his arm. He asks the woman behind the counter "Excuse me, do you serve fish cakes?"
The woman replies, "Of course we don't!"
The man points to the fish and shouts - "Well what am I supposed to do?! Its his birthday!"

It's my cake day so here is my cake joke...

A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says do you have fish cakes? The man behind the counter replies, No .
That's a pity, it's his birthday

Tonight I made salmon for supper

As it was gently cooking in a warm bath of garlic, herbs, lemon, wine, and onion I got a visit from a Fish and Wildlife officer. He said sir we have reason to believe that salmon has been poached

A Jamacian supermarket employee witnesses his coworker "Sal" commit m**...

Cop: You witnessed the m**... here today?
Jamacian guy: Yes mon I work here at the supermarket.
Cop: Well, did you see what happened?
Jamacian guy: Yes, it was Sal mon!
Cop: Sir we already know it happened in the fish department. I 'm asking if you know who did it. It's pronounced salmon by the way.
Jamacian guy: Sal MON!

What do you call a salmon that can produce twice as many eggs twice as quickly and normal?


Two young salmon are swimming along one day.

As they do, they are passed by an older, wiser fish, who greets them with "morning, boys, how's the water today?"
The other two continue to swim in silence for a little while, until the first one turns to the other and asks, "What the h**... is water?"

The U.S. declared that European nations are forbidden from fishing for caviar in the Carribean

This is known as the Salmon Roe Doctrine

My friend makes a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes...

It's like shooting fish in apparel...

A man goes to an Italian fish market and asks for a cut of salmon.

The man behind the counter asks, "fillet?"
"Nah, for eat."

After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
"About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?"
"Neither," she said. "It's a fish."

Herman Himmelman wanted to try fishing

It didn't go very well, for a week he went to the lake every day and didn't catch a single fish. Not willing to endure another evening of jokes pointed at him, on the way home he stops at the local grocery store and asks the store clerk and points at the water tank in the corner
"Hey, could you please pick 4 of the bluegills and throw it at me?"
"Wh...why would you want me to throw it at you?"
"So my wife will believe I caught them"
"Ah, okay, but may I suggest salmon?"
"Mrs. Himmelman stopped by in the morning and said that in case you'd show up she would prefer you to catch a salmon for dinner"

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?