Sally Swing Jokes
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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms
knock knock
whos there?
not sally
In honor of my Cake Day, I offer a joke I heard from an 8 year old. Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any hands.
Knock Knock
— Who's there?
Not Sally
My 12 year old son is already trying to be a dad
He gave me three jokes:
Q: Why couldn't Sam go on the swing set at school?
A: Because he's a turtle.
Q: Why couldn't Sally go on the swing set at school?
A: Because she doesn't have any arms.
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
Well, obviously not Sally!
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
We don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What did Sally get for her birthday?
Cancer.
Knock knock
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because I threw a fridge at her
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Why'd Sally fall off the swing?
I hit her with an axe
Why couldnt Sally swing?
She had no arms
Why did Billy drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus
why did sally fall off the swings
she pooped herself
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Cheating Golfers
An old married couple were golfing one day. On the first hole, the husband stopped mid-swing and broke down. "I can't take it any more, I have to tell you! 20 years ago, just before we were married, I cheated on you with your best friend Sally!" His wife said, "Oh, why even bring that up- it was so long ago. I forgive you sweetheart". The husband was relieved, and they continued the game. On the 18th hole, his wife stopped her s**... mid-swing as well, and broke down. She said, "I have something to confess as well. 25 years ago, before we were married, I had gender reassignment surgery. I was born a man." Her husband throws a tantrum, and is carrying on all over the tee box when he yells out, "This whole time, FOR ALL THESE YEARS???! You were playing from the Ladies tees?!?!"
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