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Sally Swing Jokes

17 sally swing jokes and hilarious sally swing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sally swing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Sally Swing Short Jokes

Short sally swing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sally swing humour may include short sally jokes also.

  1. Where did sally go when the bomb went off? - everywhere.
    Why did sally fall off the swing?
    She had no arms..
    Knock knock..
    Whose there?
    -not sally.
  2. Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms
    knock knock
    whos there?
    not sally
  3. In honor of my Cake Day, I offer a joke I heard from an 8 year old. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any hands.
    Knock Knock
    — Who's there?
    Not Sally
  4. Why couldnt Sally swing? She had no arms
    Why did Billy drop his icecream?
    He got hit by a bus

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Sally Swing One Liners

Which sally swing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sally swing? I can suggest the ones about sally no arms and swing.

  1. Knock knock Why did sally fall off the swing?
    Because I threw a fridge at her
  2. Why did sally fall of the swing? Sally had no arms
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Not sally
  3. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.
  4. Why'd Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with an axe
  5. why did sally fall off the swings she pooped herself

Sally Swing Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sally swing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean swung jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sally swing pranks.

My 12 year old son is already trying to be a dad

He gave me three jokes:
Q: Why couldn't Sam go on the swing set at school?
A: Because he's a turtle.
Q: Why couldn't Sally go on the swing set at school?
A: Because she doesn't have any arms.
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
Well, obviously not Sally!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.
Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
We don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What did Sally get for her birthday?
Cancer.

Cheating Golfers

An old married couple were golfing one day. On the first hole, the husband stopped mid-swing and broke down. "I can't take it any more, I have to tell you! 20 years ago, just before we were married, I cheated on you with your best friend Sally!" His wife said, "Oh, why even bring that up- it was so long ago. I forgive you sweetheart". The husband was relieved, and they continued the game. On the 18th hole, his wife stopped her s**... mid-swing as well, and broke down. She said, "I have something to confess as well. 25 years ago, before we were married, I had gender reassignment surgery. I was born a man." Her husband throws a tantrum, and is carrying on all over the tee box when he yells out, "This whole time, FOR ALL THESE YEARS???! You were playing from the Ladies tees?!?!"