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Popular Sally No Arms Short Jokes

Short sally no arms jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sally no arms humour may include short sally jokes also.

  1. Where did sally go when the bomb went off? - everywhere.
    Why did sally fall off the swing?
    She had no arms..
    Knock knock..
    Whose there?
    -not sally.
  2. Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms
    knock knock
    whos there?
    not sally
  3. Why couldnt Sally swing? She had no arms
    Why did Billy drop his icecream?
    He got hit by a bus

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Sally No Arms One Liners

Which sally no arms one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sally no arms? I can suggest the ones about sally swing and missing arm.

  1. Why did sally fall of the swing? Sally had no arms
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Not sally
  2. What did no arm Sally get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.
  3. Sally Hey did you hear about Sally who fell down and broke both her arms?

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Sally No Arms Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about sally no arms you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean no arms no legs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sally no arms prank.

My 12 year old son is already trying to be a dad

He gave me three jokes:
Q: Why couldn't Sam go on the swing set at school?
A: Because he's a turtle.
Q: Why couldn't Sally go on the swing set at school?
A: Because she doesn't have any arms.
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
Well, obviously not Sally!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.
Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sally.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
We don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What did Sally get for her birthday?
Cancer.

You ever hear what happened to Sally?

"You ever hear what happened to sally?"
"Why no, why don't you tell me?"
"She got her arms blown off in a war.."
*silence*.......
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Not Sally."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree

Because it was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was stapled to the first
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see monkey do
Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree?
Because it had no arms
Why did Sally fall off her bike?
Because she was hit with 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

Ever heard of Spontaneous Human Combustion?

I have a friend named Sally. Well... she's not really a friend, but I knew her in high school. Anyways, one day she went out shopping. As she was strolling through the aisles, her arm caught fire! Just her arm and nothing else. It was a fascinating sight to see. A young woman flailing about the cereals and pancakes with flames spewing from her arm. Finally, the police show up. They immediately throw her in cuffs and send her to jail. What was her charge?
Possession of an Unlicensed Firearm.

Little Timmy's english lesson...

...was about food today.
"Good morning class" says the teacher, "today's lesson is about food! Let's start by mentioning things we can eat. Come on kids."
Sally raises her arm "bread!"
"Very good, Sally!" Says the teacher.
"Cornflakes!" says Billy.
"Good one, cornflakes! Anyone else?"
Timmy raises his hand and yells "Lamps!'
The teacher pauses for a moment, confused: "Lamps? You can't eat lamps, what made you think that?"
Timmy: "well last night I was walking past my parent's bedroom and I heard my dad say to my mom: turn off the lamp cause I'm gonna shove it down your t**...."

Buckwheat and Sally were fooling around in class...

...when the teacher rapped her wooden pointer down on the desk.
"Alright class, who can spell the word 'dictate?'"

"I can! I can!" Buckwheat said, waving his arm up in the air.
"Don't be silly Buckwheat. You don't even know how to spell."
"I do. I do, teacher. I know how to 'pell."
"Alright then. How do you spell dictate?"
"Um...d...i...c...t..a...t...e. Dictate."
"That's really good, Buckwheat. I'm really proud of you. And can you use it in a sentence?"
"y**... I can. y**... I can, teacher. Hey Tally, how my dictate la't night?"

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