Saliva Jokes
18 saliva jokes and hilarious saliva puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about saliva that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Saliva Short Jokes
Short saliva jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saliva humour may include short your breath jokes also.
- Pavlovian pick-up line Is that saliva in your pocket, or have you just been conditioned to be happy to see me?
- Did you know that jewish people have a higher risk of getting a cavity? There saliva can be very Hassidic.
- I wanted to learn more about my ancestry so I registered with a company online and sent them my DNA sample Two weeks later I got a letter saying the sample cup was for saliva.
- What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don't spray it.
- Saliva Causes Cancer. But only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
- There is a new machine for testing your s**... count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample
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Saliva One Liners
Which saliva one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saliva? I can suggest the ones about sweat and snot.
- What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? "It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"
- An Australian Chef was caught spitting on every dish he made. His career's saliva now.
- The ancestry results from my 23andMe saliva sample came back today. I'm 100% alcoholic.
- Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva for a lung period of time.
- Mama use to spit on me when I was a kid She said it was because i need more saliva
Unearthly Funniest Saliva Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about saliva you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toothpaste jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saliva pranks.
A school teacher in Hyderabad was once asked, "Can you make a sentence without using 'E'?"
"I doubt I can. It's a major part of many many words. Omitting it is as hard as making muffins without flour. It's as hard as spitting without saliva, napping without a pillow, driving a train without tracks, sailing to Russia without a boat, washing your hands without soap. And, anyway, what would I gain? An award? A cash bonus? Bragging rights? Why should I strain my brain? It's not worth it."
Scientists have recently discovered that 3 out of 5 habitual m**... users developed over productive saliva glands.
When asked if anything can be done, one leading scientist advised, "Yes, you can either spit, or get off the p**...".
So there's a new saliva cell...
...and he's kind of panicky because he can't figure out how to digest a starch molecule.
But then good guy Mr.Enzyme comes along and says "Let me break it down for you."
I asked the hotel checkout girl, "Do you provide turndown service?"
She said, "Sure. I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on earth after the zombie apocalypse and your saliva contained the antidote."
Musician Jokes
Q: how do you get a guitarist off your porch?
A: pay for the pizza
Q: how many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 6. One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was.
Q:what did the drummer get on his I.Q test?
A: saliva.
