Salesperson Day Jokes
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A blonde walks into a store
She sees a TV within her price range and tells the salesperson "I'd like to buy this TV"
"I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."
She decides to go home and dye her hair black and returns the next day to buy the TV.
Once again.. "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."
Desperate for a new TV, she goes home and dyes her hair red.
She enters the store the next day with confidence that she'll finally be able to buy a new TV.
Once again the salesperson told her "I'm sorry, we don't serve blondes."
Not understanding how she could possibly be denied after all she's done, she asks: "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Well, because that's not a TV, that's a microwave."
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Divorced Barbie
One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's
birthday.
He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean?"
"We have, work out Barbie for $19.95, shopping Barbie for $19.95, beach Barbie for $19.95, disco Barbie for $19.95, astronaut Barbie for $19.95, skater Barbie for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's truck, Ken's house, Ken's fishing boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made from Ken's t**...."
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