Salary Increase Jokes
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Salary Increase Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A guy goes to a job interview.
At the end of the interview the boss says:
-We will hire you, but you will start at the minimum salary. Later on it will increase.
The guy replied:
-Ok! Then I guess I'll see you later!
One Day
Editors of a magazine asked 50 women what they would do if they had a male s**... o**... for one day. Most of them said, "Probably get a salary increase."
Maid wanted a Salary raise
Maid wanted a salary raise.
Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a raise
Maid: I can cook better than you?
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me!
Madam: Ok, second reason
Maid: I can iron better than you
Madam: Who told you that
Maid: Your husband told me
Madam: Ok, and the third reason?
Maid: I am also better in bed than you!
This time madam was furious and she was getting ready to break her head
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you
Madam: Please lower your voice I will increase your salary.....
Reasons to allow drinking at work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
Joke for any South Africans out there...
Mbeki, Jacob Zuma, Geraldine Fraser-Moleketi and Manto Tsabalala Msimang were flying together in the President's jet. Thabo Mbeki suddenly said: You know what. I can throw a R500 right now out of this window and make someone happy.
Jacob Zuma said: I can throw five R 100 notes out of the window and I will make 5 people unbelievably happy.
Geraldine said: I will give government employees 7.25% salary increase and make millions happy .
Manto said : I will can throw ten R 50 notes out of the window and make 10 people very, very happy.
The one pilot looks at the other and says:
Listen to those 4 showoffs at the back… I can throw all 4 of them out of the window right now and I will make the whole country very happy!
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