Sake Jokes
100 sake jokes and hilarious sake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sake Short Jokes
Short sake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sake humour may include short sushi jokes also.
- My next door neighbor is Bulimic and she was making so much noise last night, that I banged on the wall and shouted... "For goodness sake, keep it down!"
- So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braile. - Wife: "Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits." Husband: "For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"
- I was woken up again last night by the bulimic girl next door. I banged on the wall and shouted, "For God's sake, keep it down!"
- Totally sick of idiots letting firework off early, it's still October for goodness sake!!! Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
- As a plumber's assistant, I'm always being ordered around... "Stop that dripping, plug that leak, for God's sake... turn off the water works!" It's not my fault, I'm just an emotional guy.
- I saw my ex working at subway the other day So I stopped in and had her make me a sandwich, for old times sake.
- Did you hear the guy who invented predictive text has died? His funfair will be held on a sundial.
Funfair*
Funfair*
For ducks sake... - I wonder if the Drunken Samurais of old could handle their drinks well.. I hope so, for their Sake
- An alien landed on my farm and asked me to take them to your leader. Can we wait a month? I asked for the sake of humanity.
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Sake One Liners
Which sake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sake? I can suggest the ones about whiskey and wine.
- What did the letter O say to the letter Q? "For God's sake man, put some pants on!"
- A Japanese man walks into a bar.. Just for the sake of it.
- My father is very religiuos. He tells me to do everything for Christ's sake.
- Just because I'm white doesn't mean I'm racist I mean for Christ's sake, my dogs black!!!
- Do you ever think alcoholics in Japan... ...just drink for the sake of it?
- What do you call a barefooted Japanese man? No sake
- For goodness sake you've had your nose in that book all day long, why? I lost my bookmark
- Why did the church change its sacrament to fermented rice? For God's sake.
- I don't see why everyone hates the euthanasia I mean for god sakes, they're just kids!
- I hate corny animal puns. For fox sake, stop it!
- You prefer white wine over red? For god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y
- What do you get when you cross a pizza and cake? For Pete's sake!
- Why do Japanese people go to an alcohol shop? Just for the Sake of it.
- I asked my Japanese father why he drinks before church. "For Christ's sake, don't ask!"
- Me to my boss: I want a raise My boss: for what
Me: for God's sake
Japanese Sake Jokes
Here is a list of funny japanese sake jokes and even better japanese sake puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Last night I was bored so I entered a drinking competition in a japanese restaurant It was only for the sake of it
- I stole a Japanese alcoholic beverage from Pennywise. When police asked me why I did it I couldn't give them a reason - I just did it for the sake of it.
- Did you hear about the Japanese man who suffered burns trying to save a bar? He did it for his own Sake
- What's the difference between Japanese sake bars and doctors in Oregon? One of them serves adults in Asia...
- A Japanese commander invites Darth Vader to dinner He asks him " Will you be there tonight at 8 PM Lord Vader?"
Vader says " I hope so commander, for your sake ". - Why did the japanese man buy a bottle? Just for the sake of it.
- What did the Japanese man wear on his foot before putting on his shoe? A sake.
- A c**... joke I thought up. What do you get if you purchase a quad pack of traditional mature Japanese wine?
Four old times sake.
Silly & Ridiculous Sake Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about sake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sake pranks.
Jesus likes to drink wine.
As we all know, Jesus liked to drink wine. One day, however, he got tired of wine. He said unto John and Thomas, "Go, and fetch me some ingredients so that I may create another kind of drink." And so they went to the market, and John asked Thomas "So, what should we get Him?" Thomas responds, "The rice, for Christ's sake."
my wife after 25 years of marriage asked me to choose my happiest memory, a moment when we were together
I said for god's sake woman, make up your mind, which one do you want?
It's about time the news got over Jimmy Saville
I mean, he done a few bad things though he done his part for charity. Let the guy r**... in peace for god sake.
Guilty and Depression!
A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."
"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."
"For Pete's sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward."
Americans, don't hate on i**... Mexican immigrants so much ...
For f**...'s sake, even your national anthem welcomes them.
"José can you see ..."
What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS"
At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
What are some of the first jokes you ever heard?
Mine is "What kind of bee's make milk. Boobies!"
Please note that the jokes should be more for nostalgia's sake rather than funniness (but that is a plus).
Why batman wasn't in the avengers.
You need parents permission to join.
Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)
A man is at the doctor for a routine checkup
After examining the man for a few minutes the doctor sighs and says
"Look, there's no easy way to say this but you need to stop m**...."
"What? Why, doc?"
"Because I'm trying to do an examination on you for gods sake"
n**... sunbathing....
A man was sunbathing n**... at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself."
A man walks into a bar in Westeros
And the bartender says "stop speaking in third person Jaqen for f**...'s sake"
Jesus must have had a chiseled, muscular body...
I mean, he did cross fit, for God's sake. And the Bible tells us he was cut, ripped, and shredded.
A Limerick
There once was a barmaid in Salles,
On her chest wrote the price of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.
Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...
... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"
Bartender: "Water."
Ramsay: "Fresh?"
Bartender: "No, frozen."
Ramsay: "Oh for f**...'s sake."
A young man proposes marriage to his sweetheart. The girl replies, "If I marry you, will you promise to give up smoking?" ...
"Yes, I will," came the reply.
"And drinking?"
"I will give up drinking as well."
"And going to the club with your cronies?"
"Yes, I will."
"And what else will you give up for my sake?" she asked finally.
"I have already given up the idea of marrying you."
Smoking seriously harms you and others around you
So smoke casually for the sake of public health
A woman is cleaning her daughters room when she stumbles upon her diary. She sees an entry that reads: "I lost my virginitty today"
The woman starts crying.
"How can this happen? I've given her everything. Why did she do this to me? She can't be serious about this. She's in 9th grade for gods sake. How does she not know how to spell virginity?"
Peter and John walk into a Japanese bar
Peter and John are sitting at the bar. Peter orders some rice wine, and John orders a beer. Peter gets up to go to the restroom. A few moments later, their drinks arrive.
John says to the bartender: this is chilled, can I get a hot cup to keep it warm?
The bartender replies: For your beer?
To which John replies: No, for Pete's sake!
Roll call on the first day of school in London, England....
Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................."Here."
Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................"Here."
Fatima El Bindihiri ............................."Here."
Ali Acmah Shabeeb ............................."Here."
Ali Sun Al En ..........................No answer.
Ali Sun Al En?
A little girl at the back stands up and yells .... "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for Christ's sake!"
Joke from my then 5 year old ! She's silly.
"Have you ever pretend your sock was a beer?"
Do you put your sock in the beer?
" Ya you put your foot in the beer then you have sake! "
Dad finds out that his first daughter is lesbian...
Dad: Oh ok then.
Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too...
Dad: For f**...'s sake is there anyone in this family who loves men?
Son: I do...
Dave took his wife Sheila and her sister Mandy away for a weekend in the caravan.
"Any chance of a b**...?" Dave whispered to his wife when they were in bed.
"For f**...'s sake, Dave!" she hissed, "Mandy's in the bed over there!"
"Good point," he said, "Mandy? Any chance of a b**...?"
The people who work in my office are so loud.
Its like keep it down already, for christ sake I'm trying to sleep!
Little Johnny was practising the violin
Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room, while his father was trying to read. The family dog was there too, and, on hearing the screeching sounds, began to howl. Johnny's father listened to the dog and the violin for as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his newspaper on the floor and yelled, "For God's sake Johnny, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"
Today, I decided to go and meet my good friend Chris Pine.
We hadn't seen each other in ages, but I decided to go and catch up with him for old time's sake. We went on a stroll down the park, waiting in the ice cream line as it was a hot day. Next, we went to a theater, but the phantom of the opera was showing, and the theater line was full. Exasperated, and famished, we decided to head to grab some food and go home. But there was no lunch, pine.
(True story) I work as an IT Specialsit and recently finished setting up the network of an affiliate office..
I made the WiFi password: *iforgotthepassword*
I've been getting a kick out of people asking around for it the past week.
The office manager asked me to change it for the sake of customers. I told him, I forgot the password and just about set him off the deep end lol.
I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen....
.....Ungrateful bleeders, all I said was,
'Hurry up, for Pete's sake, some of us have got homes to go to!'
A husband and wife decide to relive their first date on their 10th anniversary.
They come to the fence that they first made love up against. The man looks at his wife "For old time's sake?" She nods and they begin to make love.
He pushes her up against the fence and says "You're even tighter than when we first started to date!"
She replies "The fence wasn't electric 10 years ago."
" Doctor, doctor I keep getting this crazy idea that I'm a pair of curtains!."
"For God's sake man, just go home and pull yourself together"
Meanwhile at a catholic church...
We pray you Saint Anne...
The devil appears: Oh, it's you guys again. For Pete's sake stop calling me if you don't mean it and at least pronounce my name right.
(Made this up myself, still giggling...)
My dog sat watching the orchestra play...
My dog sat watching the orchestra play, he was staring at the conductor and I could see what he was thinking ... for f\*\*\*s sake ..Just throw the f\*\*\*ng thing.
Retired Sailor
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a p**... and takes her up to the room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doing?" The p**... says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"How's that?" he asks. She says, "You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."
What's the difference between true communism and unhindered capitalism.
One spies on the people, removes privacy for the sake of the masses, and props up an establishment that serves only the lucky few.
And the other fortunately never caught on in America.
Good-for-nothing
Husband: What are these good-for-nothing broken condoms doing on the sofa?
Wife : For god's sake , Thier names are John and Mary.
A priest has a w**... dog which he loves.
One day when he woke up to feed him, the priest didn't find him. So he asked the local residents to come so he can ask about his dog.
He asked them:
"Does anybody have a w**...?"
So all the men stood up,
"No no that's not what I meant, has anyone seen a w**...?"
So all the women stood up
"Oh my god that's not what I meant.... Has anyone seen someone else's w**..."
Half of the women stood up
"For god's sake has someone seen my w**...?"
All the children stood up.
So a French man was diagnosed with lung Cancer and only have 2 months to live.
He didn't want to die leaving his familly with no money, so he decided to rob the federal bank. When he told his friend about his plan, tha latter asked why was he doing something so dangerous for the sake of his familly.
The guy replied ''I've got nothing Toulouse!''
Two men and a woman flying on a plane...
Suddenly both engines stop, plane starts to go down. Guy#1 takes the only parachute and is going to jump out of the plane. But guy#2 says Hey, there's a lady for Christ's sake! Guy#1 looks at his wristwatch and says... Do you think we have time for this?
An older couple is having breakfast when the old woman says to her husband
"Just think, honey, we've been married for 60 years.?"
"Yes," he replies. "Sixty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. And we were probably n**... as jaybirds."
"Well," the old woman snickers, "should we get n**... again for old time's sake?"
So they s**... off their clothing and sit back down at the table. "You know," the old woman says breathlessly, "my n**... are as hot for you today as they were 60 years ago."
"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"
I hate when baby's kiss eachother
...It's like, get a w**... for god sake
I was invited to a dinner the other night.
The host warned me ahead of time, "Just so you know, we only serve vegetarian dishes. I hope you're alright with that."
I told him, "Of course! I have no problem with vegetarian dishes. In fact, I prefer them. But for the sake of conscience I do prefer it if the vegetarians were free range and locally sourced."
I was trying to sleep last night. Here's what happened.
Some dude has this bed right beside mine, and he randomly started saying this:
"I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein. I wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings..."
For f**...'s sake he was Tolkien in his sleep!
A barmaid named gail
There once was a barmaid named Gail
On her chest was tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same thing written, in braille.
People who cook breakfast in a t-shirt are d**....
Use a pan,for God's sake.
Two Irish friends leave the pub
One says to other, I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.
I know, me too, but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.
We could steal a bus from the depot, replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out. After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?
I can't find a No. 91.
Oh for goodness sake, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout!
Two Irish friends leave the pub.
Two Irish friends leave the pub.
One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home'. 'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.
We could steal a bus from the depot' replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91' 'Oh for goodness sake, ye thick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.
Cow is climbing up the tree..
Crow asks her -" Cow for f sake! Why are climbing on that tree?"
Cow - I want to eat some apples.
Crow - What? That's a pine!! It doesn't grow apples!
Cow - It's ok i took some apples with me.
Awkward phone call:
"You put it down!"
"No, *you* put it down!"
"No, really, you put it down!"
"I can't, you put it down!"
"No, you put it down!"
"You put it down."
"No, you!"
"No, you put it down."
"For goodness sake, it's an old dog and you're a trained vet!"
I was walking down the street today, and noticed a woman screaming at her son. How do you lose a cello, it's as big as you are? Where could you have possibly lost it, tell me or so help me.
I walked up to the woman, and said for the sake of your son, please do not resort to violins.
I was painting my nails earlier when I heard my boss yell at me from across the room.
He said For f**...'s sake, will you stop painting the d**... things and just hammer them into the d**... wall
My kid's shoe developed a drinking problem
Now it can't get through the day without a little sake in it first.
A woman marries a Greek man
On her wedding night her father pulls her aside and says, "Darling, you should know that many Greek men have certain . . . proclivities. There will likely come a time when you'll be making love and he'll ask you to . . . um, roll over. Please, sweetheart, for my sake, DON'T DO IT."
Lo and behold, one night two or three months into the marriage they're making love and her husband suggests she roll over.
Enraged, she jumps up from the bed. "My father warned me about this! Not happening!" To which he replied, "Honey, don't you ever want to have kids?"
Two snakes are slithering through the desert
Suddenly, they see a camel. One snake says: Yo, follow me, let's pull a prank on that camel over there!
The other says: Oh for f**...'s sake, pranking the wizard wasn't enough for ya?
A guy shows up at the gates of heaven
St. Peter prepares to welcome the man, but before St. Peter can greet him, the man walks away. A few moments later, the exact same thing happens. This repeats itself a couple of times before St. Peter angrily asks: "For God's sake, are you gonna come in or not!?"
The man, walking away yet again responds: "I can't help it, they're reanimating me!"
