Sais Jokes
24 sais jokes and hilarious sais puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sais that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sais Short Jokes
Short sais jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sais humour may include short bites jokes also.
- The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.
- What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais
- Guy walks in to an optometrist office and sais "Eye-Doctor"?... Doctor sais, "oh what a coincidence,
I doctor too" - The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France. They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
- After studying the force, young Skywalker wants to practice his French and asks Master Yoda: What does je ne sais quoi mean? I don't know what
that means,
says the wise green hermit. - call me an idiot but what does bakka mean? Also I don't know what je ne sais quoi means either
- I went to the butchers the other day and bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He sai: No, the steaks are too high.
- If a man sais he'll do something, he'll do it! You don't have to remind him every 6 months...
- A guy walks into a bar with a gun A guy enters a bar with a gun and sais "Who's the one that had s**... with my wife?!"
A voice was heard in the backround, "You don't have enough bullets on you mate!".
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Sais One Liners
Which sais one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sais? I can suggest the ones about calls and alright.
- How does a bored ninja kill people? With a sai.
- Me and my GF split...she sais " You never listen...." Or something like that.......
- A guy comes by the doctor The doctor sais: "are you gonna clean that up?
- Je ne sais quoi Jenna : kwah.
- Where does Raphael go to get drunk and stab people? The Sai'd bar.
- Why did Jenny never call for her mom? Because Je ne sais pas
- What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? He sai'd
Charming Humor Sais Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about sais you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pause jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sais pranks.
A guy is having a check up at the doctor's...
"Do you think I will have a long and healthy life?"
"I doubt it" sais the doctor shaking his head "Mercury is in Uranus right now"
"I don't believe in that astrology c**..., doc"
"Yeah, neither do I. My thermometer just broke"
Three priests gathered together for a drink .
During their get together ,the host ask the other two :
- How do you split your money with the Lord ?
"I draw a line on the floor in my church ,then ,i throw the money in the air ,whatever is on my side I get to keep ,whatever falls on his side he keeps it" sais the first priest.
The second one replies "well I draw circle and then I' throw the money in the air ,whatever falls inside the circle is mine ,whatever Falls outside the circle is His" .
"How do you split your money ?" they both ask the host priest.
I' just throw the money in the air and he keeps whatever he wants.
Wife is in hospital with unknown condition
So she asks her husband to go to her doctor and find out how bad is it.
'Well, her condition is very strange. Basically, you'll have to have s**... with her at least once a day or she will die' doctor sais.
Husband nods and goes back to his wife.
'Honey, what did the doctor say? ' wife is anxious to find out.
'He said you're going to die soon'...
A propper pirate walks into a bar, wearing his pirate hat, eye patch, old guns by his hip, of course also a hook and all these kind of things. The barmaid asks him:
What the h**... happened to you?! Why do you have a hook?! He replies: „Ah well its just one of these war stories, you know.. lost my hand in a fight.
„Wow! And how did you get the eye patch? sais she.
„Oh, that is because seagull s**... into my eye there once.
The barmaid responds: „What?! But nobody loses his eyesight from this?!
„Yes that is true.. answers the pirate, „..but at that point I only had the hook since 3 days.
A propper pirate walks into a bar, wearing his pirate hat, eye patch, old guns by his hip, of course also a hook and all these kind of things. The barmaid asks him:
What the h**... happened to you?! Why do you have a hook?! He replies: „Ah well its just one of these war stories, you know.. lost my hand in a fight.
„Wow! And how did you get the eye patch? sais she.
„Oh, that is because seagull s**... into my eye there once.
The barmaid responds: „What?! But nobody loses his eyesight from this?!
„Yes that is true.. answers the pirate, „..but at that point I only had the hook since 3 days.
A 90 year old man is getting checked by his doctor
after the checkup the doctor sais "I heard that you have a new girlfriend, and at your age"
The old man answers "yes, she's only 19 years old, and a beast in the sheets. We have s**... thrice a day and it's always great!"
The Doctor, surprised, comments "You know, s**... is hard work for the body, and at that age the heart may give up from the stress"
The old man grins tothlessly and says "Well, if she dies, she dies.".
A joke for Halloween
A group of tourist is visiting the remnants of an ancient castle. One lady sais to their guide:
-I'm afraid. I think there might be ghosts here!
-Don't worry. I'm living here for 300 years but I've never seen any ghosts.
The first thing that landed on your head when you were born.
A mother has Three children, two girls and a boy. One girl ask her mother "Mom, why am I named Lilly?" The mom said "Because when you were born a Lilly landed on your head." The second girl ask "Mom, why am I named Rose?" the mother replied "Because when you were born a Rose landed on your head." then the boy sais "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "SHUT UP BRICK!"
The queen on a carriage with the German president
The German president, Mr. Gauk was visiting the queen. He gets the honor of a nice ride in a horse-drawn carriage. Suddenly, one horse releases a gigantic f**.... The queen looks embarrassed and sais "oh, I'm sorry". Gauk: "No problem. I thought it was the horse anyway."
