The Best 18 Sails Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sails jokes. There are some sails helm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sails docks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Sails Jokes and Puns

I started a boat business in the attic.

The sails are going through the roof

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

A Religious Joke From a Non-Religious Reditor

A flood occurs in a small town. A man climbs on top of his house to avoid the rising waters. A boat sails up to the house and offers the stranded man a ride. The man refuses saying, "No thanks, God will save me," and the boat leaves.
Then, a large ship comes along and offers the man help. Once more, the man says, "No thank you, I am waiting for God to help me," and the ship leaves.
Finally a helicopter flies overhead and offers to give the man a lift, and, one last time, the man passes, replying, "The good Lord will surely rescue me," and the chopper flies away.
Eventually the man drowns when the flood waters rise above his roof.
Once in heaven the man asks God, "What was up with that? Why'd you leave me hanging like that? Why didn't you save me? I was good, I went to church, I confessed all my sins, and followed the bible, why wasn't I rescued?"

God replies,"What are you talking about? I sent two boats and a helicopter!"

Sails joke, A Religious Joke From a Non-Religious Reditor

I'm running a boat making company from my attic.

The sails are through the roof.

I've started a boating business from my attic.

The sails are going through the roof.


My neighbour

My neighbour started a new business making boats in his attic.
The sails are through the roof.

a friend of mine set up a boat building company in his attic.

the sails were through the roof.

Sails joke, a friend of mine set up a boat building company in his attic.

Did you hear about the old man selling boats in the attic?

The sails were going through the roof.

I recently became the owner of a house boat dealership

The sails went through the roof

To earn extra money, I started a home-based business building small boats in my attic ...

Business was really slow until I switched to larger vessels, and now sails are through the roof!

I started a yacht business in the attic.

Sails are through the roof

You can explore sails fleet reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean sails watersports dad jokes. There are also sails puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What is a pirate's favorite part about business?

The sails!

People may think if its necessary for ships to have sails...

I would say its a mast.

I went to a Nautica outlet store

They had sails on everything

I started a Boat building company in the loft...

...Sails have gone through the roof.

Why wouldn't the narcissist buy a yacht?

He couldn't see himself in sails.

Sails joke, Why wouldn't the narcissist buy a yacht?

If you live near the coast, the harbor is often the best place to go shopping.

They often have really good sails on boats.

My 'Turn Your House into a Boat' kit has become really popular lately. Sails are going through the roof.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the sails ship jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working sails schooner piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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