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3 boys are bragging about their grandfathers

The first boy said: "My grandpa's mansion is worth a million dollars."

While the second said:"Well my grandpa's mansion is worth 5 million, he has a private basketball court and a clubhouse too. "

The last one said:" My grandpa's roof is worth 15 million alone... "

The other two replied:" Wow, where does your grandpa live?"

He replied:"under the overpass of course! "


Have you got a pen?

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar
waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old
heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on
the ass. She said,"Hey sexy, how about giving
me your number."I looked at her said,"Have you
got a pen."She said,"I sure do."I said,"Well,
you better get back into it before the farmer
notices you're missing."


A guy went to the doctor for a checkup.

The doctor said,"Well first of all, sir, you'll have to stop masturbating." The guy said,"Why?" The doctor replied, "So I can examine you."


Mom's birthday gifts

3 guys, who were brothers, were all discussing what gifts they were getting for their elderly mother for her birthday.

The first brother, named Michael, said, "I bought mom her very own Lexus and chauffeur. She was always complaining about not being able to drive well."

Jeremy, the second brother, said,"Well I bought mom a penthouse apartment. She always complains about the house she lives in."

Lucas, the third brother, said, "Since mom always complains about not being able to read her bible well due to her poor vision, I bought a parrot that can recite bible verses perfectly!"

3 weeks later, the boys receive a letter from their mother. It read:

"To my 3 dear boys:
Thank you for all your nice gifts. However, I couldn't use the car that Michael gave me because I'm too old to go out anymore and the chauffeur is mean. The new penthouse is nice, but it is too big for me to clean each day and I'm only ever in the bedroom. But Lucas, you did a fine job in choosing a gift. The chicken was delicious."


I went to my psychiatrist yesterday about some problems I have been having lately...

After testing me he said, "the diagnosis isn't good. You are crazy." I said,"well I want a second opinion." He said, "Oh yeah? You are ugly too."


Religious little Johnny and his teacher...

were talking about whales. The teacher said that even though whales are big, their throats are very small, so they couldn't swallow a large animal, like a human.
"But," little Johnny cried,"Jonah was swallowed by a whale in the bible."

The teacher sighed and said, "The bible must have been wrong in that story, because it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human!"

Little Johnny thought, and said,"Well, when I get to heaven, I'll ask him!"

"What if Jonah goes to hell?" the teacher retorted.

"Then you can ask him"


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