Sahara Desert Jokes
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Short sahara desert jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sahara desert humour may include short desert jokes also.
- "Son, where did you learn to use an axe like that?" "In the Sahara Forest"
"Don't you mean the Sahara Desert"
"Well sir, that's what they call it now" - This is armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: Is it possible to build socialism in Sahara desert? We are answering: Possible, but you will end up with a shortage of sand.
- I want my next wife to be like the Sahara Desert. No matter how far south I go, I won't smell fish for weeks at a time.
- How do you gain 11 Million followers easily? Run with a water bottle through the Sahara Desert.
- I once travelled the Trans-Sahara Highway in an old f**... coach with all of the badges removed. I suppose you could say I've been through the desert in a hearse with no name.
- My s**... life is like the Sahara desert. It's basically just intolerable heat, two palms, no dates and lots of emptiness.
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Sahara Desert One Liners
Which sahara desert one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sahara desert? I can suggest the ones about desert heat and sands.
- The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says "long time no sea."
- The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says, "Long time no sea."
- I used to be a lumberjack in the Sahara... -But the Sahara is a desert.
-Now it is. - If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.
- I heard you can cook eggs in the Sahara desert All you need is an oven
- What will happen if you build Communism in the Sahara desert? Shortage of sand.
- Do you know what happened to Private Sahara ? She deserted.
- Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert. - What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert? The sun!
- My s**... life is hot like the Sahara desert. Just two palms and no dates.
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A lumberjack applies for a job...
...the interviewer asks, "so, where have you worked previously?"
The lumberjack replies, "I did a few years in the Sahara Forest."
The interviewer, taken aback, inquires, "the Sahara 'Forest?' Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?"
Lumberjack says, "yeah, that's what they call it now."
A lumberjack applies for a job and gets called for an interview. The interviewer asks him, So, what experience do you have? The lumberjack replies, Well, I used to work in the Sahara Forest.
The interviewer is a little taken aback and asks, The Sahara Forest? Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?
The lumberjack says, Yeah, that's what they call it now.
I met a person claiming to be the greatest lumberjack.
I asked "How do you know, you are the greatest"
Well, have you ever heard of the sahara forest ?
I replied you mean the Sahara desert ?
Well I guess they call it that now.
An Irish Lumberjack
A large Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny Irishman showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the Foreman's door.
The Foreman took one look at the small Irishman and told him to leave. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the Irishman.
"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the Foreman. "Take your axe and go cut it down."
The Irishman headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the Foreman's door.
"I cut the tree down," said the Irishman.
"*Holy smokes!*" Said the Formean. "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"
"In the Sahara Forest," replied the Irishman.
Confused, the Forman asked "...don't you mean the Sahara Desert?"
"Is that what they call it now?"
A weak little man applied for a job as a lumberjack...
...but the foreman refused to take him because he was too small. "I may look puny," protested the man, "but I'm not. Just give me a chance to show you my strength."
The foreman consented and told the man to go chop down a giant redwood that stood nearby. Half an hour later, to the foreman's shock, the redwood was lying on the ground.
"Where'd you learn to cut down trees like that?" the foreman asked.
"The Sahara Forest," the man answered.
"You mean the Sahara Desert?" the foreman ventured.
"Sure," said that man, "if that's what they call it now."
A man in a job interview is asked "Do you have any experience?"
A man in a job interview is asked
Interviewer: "Do you have any experience?"
Man "I was a woodcutter in Sahara."
Interviewer: "But Sahara is a desert."
Man: "It is a desert now."
Interviewer: "The job is yours."
A man goes to an interview for a lumberman position
Interviewer: So, what's your experience in the field? Where have you worked?
Man: I have worked in the Amazon forest, in Canada and in the Sahara desert
Interviewer: In the Sahara desert? But there are no trees there
Man: Yeah, now
I got a new job as a lumber jack this week. . .
The guy who interviewed me asked if I had, any experience?
I said I used to work out in the Sahara Forrest.
He said, "don't you mean the Sahara desert?"
well that's what they call it now, I said.
Three men and a genie (long)
Three men are lost in the Sahara Desert. While the men are walking one of them stumbles across a lamp, the man rubbed it and out came a genie.
He allowed them each one wish. The first man wishes he was back home, his wish is granted. The second man wishes he was back home, his wish is granted. The third man says, "Well, I'm kind of lonely, I wish my friends were back with me."
A scrawny little fellow turned up at a lumber company looking for work.
'Just give me a chance to show you what I can do,' he said to the head lumberjack. 'All right,' said the boss. 'Take this axe and cut fired that oak tree.' Five minutes later the man was back. 'I've cut it down,' he says, 'and split it into lumber.' The boss couldn't believe his eyes. 'Where on earth did you learn to cut down trees so fast?' 'The Sahara,' the man answered. 'The Sahara desert?' 'Desert? Oh yes, that's what they call it now.'
A tiny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack.
Sorry, says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. You're just too small.
Give me a chance to show you what I can do, the guy pleads. You won't regret it.
O.K., says the boss. See that giant oak over there? Let's see you chop it down.
Half an hour later, the mighty oak is felled, amazing the boss.
Where'd you learn to cut trees like that? he asks.
The Sahara Forest. said the man.
Don't you mean the Sahara Desert?
It wasn't called that when I was there..
One of my grandpa's best Jokes
A young boy is on vacation in the Sahara desert with his family.
As they are gazing out across the sand, they notice a man walking around... carrying a car door.
"Hey! Why are you carrying that car door around in the desert?" asked the young boy.
The man looked over the family, wiped the sweat off his brow, and said;
"Well, when it gets hot I can put the window down."
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My grandpa tells a lot of jokes like this, I will try to remember all of them and submit them here. He is 89 years old and still hand-turns the soil in his garden each year, he also built a large wooden trellis for his tomato plants. His jokes are starting to "grow whiskers" as my grandma says.
My math teacher told me this one today
Two guys were flying over the Sahara Desert in a hot air balloon. They were completely lost, and had no way to find out where to go to get to civilization.
Suddenly, they see a man walking on the ground. Thinking they may be close to some kind of settlement, o**... calls down to the man:
"HEY! WHERE ARE WE?!"
The two in the balloon wait what seems like forever, until finally the man calls back:
"IN THE DESERT!" and the man was then lost from their sight.
"What an idiot," said one man.
"He's not an idiot," said the second man, "He's just a mathematician."
"A mathematician? How could you know that?"
"Three reasons. One, it takes forever for the answer. Second, he's 100% correct, and third, the information he provided was completely useless."
A woodchopper from the Middle East is looking for a job...
The foreman said, "I don't know if this is the kind of job you want; here we chop trees." The woodchopper said, "That's precisely the sort of work I do." The foreman replied, "Okay, here's an axe—let's see how long it takes you to chop down this tree here." The woodchopper went over to the tree and felled it with one blow. The foreman, amazed, said, "Okay, try that big one over there." The woodchopper went over to the tree—biff, bam—in two strokes the tree was down. "Fantastic!" cried the foreman. Of course you are hired, but how did you ever learn to chop like that?" "Oh," he replied, "I've had plenty of practice in the Sahara Forest." The foreman thought for a moment. "You mean," he said, "the Sahara Desert." "Oh yes," replied the woodchopper, "it is now!"