Sagittarius Jokes
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Met a girl that's into horoscopes
Her : I'm a Sagittarius, bet that already tells you a lot about me.
Me : So according to this website, would you say you're a curious, energetic person that wants to be a part of things rather than be a spectator?
Her : Mmmhm that's me to a T
Me : Congratulations you're an Aries.
So a woman walks out of a doctor's office
and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says :
- What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ?
- No ma'am, CANCER !
Doctor, what was it you said I had, Sagittarius?
"No, Cancer."
My sign is Sagittarius
I like being the Centaur of attention
Studies show unprotected s**... has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer.
The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius.
My mum was killed by cancer...
Wait no, my dad was a Sagittarius.
Why is the Sagittarius distinct from other constellations?
Because it is the centaur of attention.
Astrology is bunk.
I'm Sagittarius, but everyone says I'm a Cancer
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