Sagging Pants Jokes
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I like the way you think
Roses are red. nuts are brown.
Skirts go up. pants go down.
Body to body. skin to skin.
When it's stiff. stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it's in. The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping. And it starts to sag.
It's not what you think. It's a tea bag.
Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think...
Its a teabag
Valetine's in 2022
Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in.
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it goes in dry and comes out wet.
It comes out dripping, and starts to sag, it's not what you think......
Its a teabag!
Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin.
When it's stiff, just stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it's in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and It starts to sag.
Nothing to enjoy more on Sundays than a Lipton tea bag :-)
I just went through airport security and at the Rapiscan I was told to widen my stance and pull up my pants
I guess the TSA is afraid of bat wings and sagging
What does Jeff Bezos and broke rapper have in common?
Rapper's pants and Bezos eyes, both sagging.
St. Peter...
Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two young b**... from da hood
arrive wearing dark hoodies and sagging pants.
St. Peter looks out through the Gates and said, "Wait here, I'll be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter, "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here.
This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone."
"The guys wearing the hoodies?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly Gates."
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