Sage Jokes
21 sage jokes and hilarious sage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn how to use sage jokes to uncover the wisdom of the wisest in the room. Discover the burning sage trend that's been around for centuries, and find the cobble of knowledge it holds.
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Funniest Sage Short Jokes
Short sage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sage humour may include short wisdom jokes also.
- I told my wife I'm going to arrange the herb in alphabetical order from now on. She said, Where would you find the time? I said, Easy. Right next to the sage.
- I've been known to give sage advice from time-to-time. Though I do get funny looks for talking to herbs.
- I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me 'Where do you find the time?'
I say 'It's right there next to the sage' - She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular." I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
- I've being trying to find an anagram for "sage". It's taken me ages and ages, but I still haven't got anything.
- I was told not to make fun of my girlfriend for waving smoke around the house for good luck. It was some sage advice.
- Today my spice rack fell to the ground, making a big mess. I finished cleaning all the rosemary and sage so now I have a lot of thyme on my hands.
- Out of all of Aesop's Fables, my favorite is the one about the herbs It's a thyme-less tale that ends with some really sage advice.
- A customer asks the waiter what the soup of the day is The waiter replies, sage and onion.
So then the customer says genonion - The wise spice trader was known for his sage advice He was less sought after for his oregano guidance, his thyme tips, and his rosemary consultations.
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Sage One Liners
Which sage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sage? I can suggest the ones about sane and thyme.
- I went to an herbalist looking for wisdom. All he gave me was *sage* advice.
- If you get helpful tips from a man called Herb... Is it sage advice?
- Which breakfast gurus would you ask for carpentry advice? The saw sages.
- Do y'all have any tips on growing Salvia officinalis? I could use some sage advice.
- What does the chef give people looking to spice up their stuffing? Sage advice.
- Just asked Dumbledore how he looks after Hogwarts accounts He gave me Sage advise.
Burning Sage Jokes
Here is a list of funny burning sage jokes and even better burning sage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the evil spirit say when someone burned some sage? "Wow, you're so incense-itive."
Hilarious Sage Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about sage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sally jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sage pranks.
My herbal addiction is getting out of control. Rosemary, Sage, anything to get that herbal hit. When the money ran out I raided the garden, that's cleared out now. Some friends have been lending me some of theirs, but it's not enough to keep me going.
I'm just living on borrowed thyme.
An elderly Jewish sage walks into the post office and hands the clerk a thick envelope to mail.
The clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, buy this envelope is too heavy. You'll need to put another stamp on it."
"Vaht, and you think adding another stamp vill make it any lighter?"
A man reached the top of the mountain and tells the sage atop it I seek one greater than the meaning of life itself.
The sage replies 43.
