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21 sage jokes and hilarious sage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Learn how to use sage jokes to uncover the wisdom of the wisest in the room. Discover the burning sage trend that's been around for centuries, and find the cobble of knowledge it holds.

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Popular Sage Short Jokes

Short sage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sage humour may include short wisdom jokes also.

  1. I told my wife I'm going to arrange the herb in alphabetical order from now on. She said, Where would you find the time? I said, Easy. Right next to the sage.
  2. I've been known to give sage advice from time-to-time. Though I do get funny looks for talking to herbs.
  3. I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me 'Where do you find the time?'
    I say 'It's right there next to the sage'
  4. She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular." I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
  5. I've being trying to find an anagram for "sage". It's taken me ages and ages, but I still haven't got anything.
  6. I was told not to make fun of my girlfriend for waving smoke around the house for good luck. It was some sage advice.
  7. Today my spice rack fell to the ground, making a big mess. I finished cleaning all the rosemary and sage so now I have a lot of thyme on my hands.
  8. I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage.
  9. Out of all of Aesop's Fables, my favorite is the one about the herbs It's a thyme-less tale that ends with some really sage advice.
  10. A customer asks the waiter what the soup of the day is The waiter replies, sage and onion.
    So then the customer says genonion

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Sage One Liners

Which sage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sage? I can suggest the ones about sane and thyme.

  1. I went to an herbalist looking for wisdom. All he gave me was *sage* advice.
  2. If you get helpful tips from a man called Herb... Is it sage advice?
  3. Which breakfast gurus would you ask for carpentry advice? The saw sages.
  4. Do y'all have any tips on growing Salvia officinalis? I could use some sage advice.
  5. What does the chef give people looking to spice up their stuffing? Sage advice.
  6. Just asked Dumbledore how he looks after Hogwarts accounts He gave me Sage advise.

Burning Sage Jokes

Here is a list of funny burning sage jokes and even better burning sage puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the evil spirit say when someone burned some sage? "Wow, you're so incense-itive."
Sage joke, What did the evil spirit say when someone burned some sage?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about sage can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of sage puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Sage Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about sage you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sally jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make sage prank.

My herbal addiction is getting out of control. Rosemary, Sage, anything to get that herbal hit. When the money ran out I raided the garden, that's cleared out now. Some friends have been lending me some of theirs, but it's not enough to keep me going.

I'm just living on borrowed thyme.

A Japanese ascended a tall mountain to seek wisdom from a sage. He asks: Master Akira, why do people all think Japanese look alike?

I'm not master Akira!

The wise spice trader was known for his sage advice

He was less sought after for his oregano guidance, his thyme tips, and his rosemary consultations.

Sage joke, If you get helpful tips from a man called Herb...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these sage jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.