Safeway Jokes
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Oversexed husband
A woman is telling her friend, "My husband is so oversexed, everything little I do seems to turn him on. Yesterday he saw me holding a cucumber and he lifted up my skirt and took me from behind right on the spot."
The friend says, "And you're complaining? I think that sounds great!"
"Well, me too, but the Safeway manager didn't think so."
How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag?
You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way.
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway carrier bag?
You take the "F" out of "way"
(It took me a while, so don't feel bad, try not to spoil it!)
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?
You take the F out of way.
*pause to let them ponder*
... there is no F in way...
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?
**You**: How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?
**Friend**: I don't know, how?
**You**: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way."
**Friend**: But there's no F in way.
**You**:
*Friend realizes*
I read a story about a Florida man named Arti that was paid a buck to strangle 2 innocent people in a Safeway parking lot...
Oddly enough, the headline was "Artichokes 2 for $1 at Safeway"
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