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20 saddle jokes and hilarious saddle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about saddle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article brings the best saddle jokes around, discussing puns and one-liners relating to saddle horns, saddle sores, horses, paso finos, and stirrups. Read all the hilarious jokes and explore the lighter side of tack!

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Funniest Saddle Short Jokes

Short saddle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The saddle humour may include short horseback jokes also.

  1. Imagine the uproar if Blazing Saddles was made today. People would say "this is plagiarism, make your own movie".
  2. If you were stranded on an island and could bring three items what would you bring? Michael Phelps, a saddle, and stick with a gold medal on the end.
  3. In the old West, a lantern was often mounted on a horse for night time travel.... It was thought to be the first generation of 'Saddle-Light-Navigation'.
  4. Back in the 1800's, cowboys hung lanterns from their saddles at night, It's the first example of Saddle Light Navigation...
  5. If I were stranded on a deserted island with 3 things of my choice... I would have to choose Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a stick with a gold medal tied to it.
  6. You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today Because if you did, people would say, "Hey, Mel Brooks already made this movie in 1974."
  7. An amnesiac walks into a bar. He saddles up to the hottest woman there and says... ..."so, do I come here often?"
    Oldie but a goodie.
  8. People could never make 'Blazing Saddles' nowadays. If you gave the script to a movie studio, they'd say, "This is the script for 'Blazing Saddles,' why are you giving this to me?"
  9. If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One.
  10. A horse walks into a bar He saddles up to the counter.
    The bartender asks
    "Would you like a drink?"
    The horse replies
    "Neigh."
    (I'm so sorry)

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Saddle One Liners

Which saddle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with saddle? I can suggest the ones about horse riding and horseback riding.

  1. Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? In case of any night mares!
  2. I was mis-sold a house. The wife was so upset she didn't even let me keep the saddle.
  3. What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride? I gotta get a softer saddle!
  4. What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
    A Saddle Light Dish.
  5. what kind of dinosaur saddle did jesus have? none. that dude was WAY into barebacking.
  6. What did the upset horse use to row his boat? A saddle.

Saddle joke, What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

Fun-Filled Saddle Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about saddle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean horse mounted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make saddle pranks.

In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night.

This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.







*I'll fetch my coat of arms*

My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.
He told her one had a horn and one didn't.
She replied, "The one without the horn is fine. I don't expect we'll run into too much traffic."

My one and only go-to joke, hope you like it.

A blond is riding a horse, it starts galloping faster and faster. She feels herself beginning to lose her grip and start to slid down the the saddle. She begins panicking because the horse isn't slowing and shes nearing the ground. At the very last minute the Walmart greeter walks over and unplugs it.

In ancient times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night.

This is the earliest known form of **saddle light navigation**.

Guy walks into a bar out west

It's deserted except for the barkeep.
"Where's everybody?" the guy asks.
"Down at the town square. There's a hangin' today."
"Yeah? Who they hangin'?"
"Brown Paper Jack."
"Why do they call him that?"
"Well, everything about him is brown paper...chaps, shirt, hat, belt--he even rides with a saddle made out of brown paper."
"Yeah? What are they hangin' him for?"
"Rustlin'."

A cowboy buys a horse from the town pastor.

To make the horse go, you gotta yell, Thank God! And to make it stop, yell, Hallelujah," explains the pastor.
The cowboy thanks him and rides off. He rides all day and starts to nod off in the saddle when he notices he is about to ride straight over a cliff.
Quickly he yells to the horse, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! The horse grinds to a stop just at the edge of the cliff.
The cowboy wipes the sweat off his forehead, sighs and says, *"Phew, Thank God."*

The Lone Ranger stops for a drink

The lone ranger and Tonto ride into town one hot, summer day. The Lone Ranger's horse is looking overheated so the Lone Ranger tells Tonto to run around in circles fanning the horse off.
Sometime later a cowboy walks into the saloon and asks "Who's horse is that out there with the silver saddle?"
"That would be me," says the Lone Ranger. "Well you left your i**... running."

Cowboy Jack

So I used to have this friend named Jack. He was pretty fat, and he thought he was a cowboy. He loved to ride horses. I was surprised they held him up. Well Jack just kept getting fatter and fatter. He refused to give up riding. Then one day he got stuck in his saddle. He tried to throw himself over one side, throw himself over the other, but nothing would work. Anyways, that was the day I had to help j**... a horse.

Saddle joke, I was mis-sold a house.